The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

Wielding twin machine guns.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger came to investigate the loud noises of splashing water, crashing walls, knocking, and possibly machine gun fire. They seemed to be coming from within a hill...

He laid his hand on the ground, and felt it. It didn't feel right. The vibrations were different then the ripples in the grass.

Hmm.

[NameIess]

Then a sword stabbed out of the ground in front of him. It cut a hole in the hill, revealing Nameless.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger stared at Nameless, then looked past him toward a trio of mysterious individuals, I, Melody, and a massive hole in the other side of the hill.

"Ah. Well then."

Schrodinger jumped through the hole, letting a red mist coalesce around his arm.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Boulder rose up through the floor and sprayed Conditioner everywhere

[NameIess]

Boulder looked out at the countless feral breadmunks that had just been sprayed with the thing they hated most. Conditioner.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

3 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

The winds began to whirl.

"You think you can keep me here?" said Y. "Funny."

"Wait!" cried X's avatar. "I have collateral."

Y glanced at him through narrow eyes.

"What could you possibly have to offer me?" she asked suspiciously.

X's avatar swallowed. "Immortality," he said.

[+Doomstick he/him]

31 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Boulder looked out at the countless feral breadmunks that had just been sprayed with the thing they hated most. Conditioner.

the only problem was that since they were covered in Conditioner, they were immune to Narration, therefore they had neutral feelings about it.

14 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Y glanced at him through narrow eyes.

"What could you possibly have to offer me?" she asked suspiciously.

X's avatar swallowed. "Immortality," he said.

suddenly everything dissolved and everyone was standing in a forest clearing, their memories of their time in Plot like a dream fast fading

notice the lowercase e's in everything and everyone

Edited September 4, 2020 by Doomstick

[Condensation she/her]

2 hours ago, Nameless said:

Nameless finished cutting Melody's bonds, then gave Someone a thumbs up.

Melody stood up, eliciting a gasp from I. "What?" I yelled. Then she saw Nameless and sighed. She knew she was done.

24 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Y glanced at him through narrow eyes.

"What could you possibly have to offer me?" she asked suspiciously.

X's avatar swallowed. "Immortality," he said.

Song looked at X's avatar. "Immortality? How?"

10 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

the only problem was that since they were covered in Conditioner, they were immune to Narration, therefore they had neutral feelings about it.

suddenly everything dissolved and everyone was standing in a forest clearing, their memories of their time in Plot like a dream fast fading

notice the lowercase e's in everything and everyone

C'mon, Doomstick, we were having fun!

The reason that everything and everyone were all lowercase was because they didn't like being called proper nouns, so they changed their names to have no capitals. Melody, who had just watched everything dissolve and everyone disappear, gasped. She decided the best option here would be to run, just in case it started spreading. Even if it didn't start spreading, she was really sick of being kidnapped and held by various entities, and the best way to not get kidnapped was to run away. She ran through the forest, then stopped and ran back to help her friends. If they needed help, she was going to help them.

I put her hands up in the air. "No, stop. I surrender," she said. She grabbed Melody, who had just arrived.

Melody shied back when I grabbed her, but then she felt a tingling sensation and knew that X's and I's powers were flowing into her. She pumped her fist. "One down, one to go." Then she ran to find Y and get her powers.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Song looked at X's avatar. "Immortality? How?"

"Well," said Y, a curved smile growing on her lips. "It appears we have a deal."

She laid a hand against X's avatar and inhaled."

X's avatar staggered backwards, looking exhausted.

"I... reincarnate," he said woozily. "At least, I did. Now... now Y does."

[+Doomstick he/him]

4 minutes ago, Condensation said:

C'mon, Doomstick, we were having fun!

ok

Stick woke up

[Condensation she/her]

"Why did you do that?" Song asked.

Melody ran over a hill and saw them. "X! Song! You have no idea how good it is to see you!"

She raced over to them and enveloped them in a hug. "I missed you."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, Condensation said:

"Why did you do that?" Song asked.

"Fair's fair," said Y, placing a hand on X's avatar and pouring her power into him.

2 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Melody ran over a hill and saw them. "X! Song! You have no idea how good it is to see you!"

She raced over to them and enveloped them in a hug. "I missed you."

X's avatar gasped in delight. "Melody!" he cried. "How did you escape?"

[NameIess]

Nameless walked up behind Melody. "I created Someone in order to distract I while I cut Melody free." He waved at Nameless.

[Ashbringer he/him]

Schrodinger didn't know exactly what to say, as he'd been the only one to look for Melody only for everyone to Narrate to help when he'd found her.

So he cleaned the Conditioner off of himself using his Aether (which he'd obtained fair and square), and made X's Avatar simultaneously dead, alive, and reincarnating to restore some part of his immortality power.

[NameIess]

It didn't work very well.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Luckily, it was quickly reverted.

[AonEne he/him]

10 hours ago, Condensation said:

Yes, @Shard of Thought? It's actually gotten more linear since I got here.

I just realized that someone needs to help the linear story along for me to be able to post something that makes sense.

Except that TLT isn’t supposed to be linear  

I’m gonna make a thread for you guys to move the plot to, if that’s okay? Then people can go back to regular TLT here and you can have your RP? 

[Mist she/her]

Then, a wall appeared between each character. The cubicles it created started to fill. 

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Then tranchulas started materializing above all of there cubicles and on to their unfortunate heads! MWAHHHHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

[Experience he/him]

It was day-time though, so all of the tarantulas were asleep.

[Condensation she/her]

1 hour ago, AonEne said:

Except that TLT isn’t supposed to be linear  

I’m gonna make a thread for you guys to move the plot to, if that’s okay? Then people can go back to regular TLT here and you can have your RP? 

Aw, but I like it! It can go basically anywhere, but I can still bring it back to the RP.

Melody sighed, stepping away from the hug."Thank you all for trying so hard to save me. So, do we have I and Y? By the way, X, I have your powers. I gave them to me along with hers when she realized that she was beaten, to take them back to you. Do you mind if I keep I's powers? I think they could come in handy."

Song smiled and grabbed Melody's hand. "I'm never letting you go again. What happened while you were gone? I felt so worthless."

Melody looked down at the ground, feeling melancholy. "I'd rather not talk about it, if that's all right with you."

"Yeah, of course. Maybe later?"

"Sure, whatever. So, do we need to get Y's powers still?"

[Mist she/her]

Y's powers began to blow the tarantulas through the air. Then, the sun went down so it was night time. 

[Experience he/him]

And the tarantulas were hibernating so they continued to sleep.

[Condensation she/her]

Suddenly, Melody's phone began to ring. She picked up and had a one-sided conversation. "Oh, really? Yeah, I think we have a couple more things to do, but then at least I'm free. Can you wait a couple of minutes or hours? Yeah? Okay, see you then. Bye!" She hung up. "Hey guys, once we're done here do we want to go play Capture the Flag?"