The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[+Doomstick he/him]

Butt venture eats the paper

[Experience he/him]

not him again  

X's avatar and song lose all memory of what the paper said.

[+Doomstick he/him]

because it was irrelevant because the ghanderflaffle empire was rising

[Experience he/him]

And Butt venture realizes the irrelevance of the ghanderflaffle empire, so he ignores it. 

[+Doomstick he/him]

Because Them Dang Potaters were attacking

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X's avatar relates what the paper says. "It's probably a trap. Even so... I can't just leave her."

Involves persuading X's avatar to willingly grant his power.

Y's end goal is getting out of TLT and fleeing elsewhere.

Just now, Doomstick said:

Because Them Dang Potaters were attacking

With hashbrowns.

Edited August 28, 2020 by xinoehp512

[+Doomstick he/him]

the voice in his head whispered that he could

[Experience he/him]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

With hashbrowns

against the cloning trees, causing Them Dang Potaters to multiply at extreme rates.

Edited August 28, 2020 by Experience

[Condensation she/her]

Song nodded. "So, we're going to the grocery store?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Soon, the land was buried in hashbrowns.

[Experience he/him]

Just now, Condensation said:

Song nodded. "So, we're going to the grocery store?"

X's avatar wondered, "Which grocery store?"

having two stories at a time is confusing  

Edited August 28, 2020 by Experience

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, Condensation said:

Song nodded. "So, we're going to the grocery store?"

"Yes," said X's avatar. "Of course, we have to find which one it is first."

[+Doomstick he/him]

but then a thermonuke hit the 3462971237864531.548718374289th wall, releasing the God of Words, who then banned the use of the word "puppet" for the rest of the page, as well as mandating that there must be at least three Rs in those posts, failure to comply with the God of Words' rules results in the same thing as forgetting to bold a post.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

X unmandated the God of Words's former declaration.

Edited August 28, 2020 by xinoehp512

[+Doomstick he/him]

except there were only two Rs in that post

[Condensation she/her]

rrr

"Could it be the one over there?" Song asked, pointing in a vaguely west direction at a grocery store.

[+Doomstick he/him]

no, that's a Whoip's, the note said grocery store, right?

[Condensation she/her]

Put that in quotation marks, please.

"What's the difference?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

10 minutes ago, Condensation said:

rrr

"Could it be the one over there?" Song asked, pointing in a vaguely west direction at a grocery store.

"We can check," said X's avatar, whipping the winds over towards it.

[Condensation she/her]

"Okay. If it's not that one, does anyone know where another grocery store is?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Gerald the squid did.

[+Doomstick he/him]

except not because he was lacking the correct amount of Rs

[Condensation she/her]

"Oh. Hi, Gerald. Where?" Song leaned closer to Gerald, then leaned back because of the fishy smell.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Gerald told them the location of a masonry store

[xinoehp512 he/him]

In a shopping mall.