Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Going_North_cal]

Gets a confused Doomie.

Inserts a negatively charged atom of helium.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

gets a star that is expanding

inserts an Aon Rao

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

Gets a Spirit 

Inserts a shade.

[Quivil]

gets a shadow

inserts a fancy knife

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Gets a Timeshaper.

Inserts a bucket of Dullsand.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets a bucket of dull sand.

Inserts a nose.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

gets a flower.

inserts the rock

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets the Stick.

Inserts Sherlock Holmes.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

gets Hoid(unsolvable mystery)

Inserts a rifle

[Going_North_cal]

Gets a confused Rosharan.

Inserts chicken

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

gets a rocket-propelled penguin

inserts a stapler

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

gets a tape dispenser.

Inserts inactive Thaidakar.

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

Gets an active Thaidakar.

inserts a kandra.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Gets a talking rabbit

Inserts a waffle

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gets a pancake.

Inserts a flaming pot of dirt (which is now my favorite thing to ever be mentioned in TLT ).

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

29 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Gets a pancake.

Inserts a flaming pot of dirt (which is now my favorite thing to ever be mentioned in TLT ).

(agreed) gets a flaming pot of water

Inserts memes

[Going_North_cal]

Gets fast exhalation via nostrils.

Inserts tea kettle laughter.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets laughter-flavoured tea.

Inserts a beep.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

gets a boop

inserts a doppleganger

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

Gets a stranger

inserts shirt button made of wood.

Edited May 3, 2022 by Emery the Steelrunner

[Lego Mistborn he/him]

Gets a shirt missing a button

Inserts a wheat penny

I got Ninja'd so robin, you now get the shirt.

Edited May 3, 2022 by Ta'veren Kaladin

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets shirt button made of margarine.

Inserts green beans.

Edit: haha ninja'd

Edited May 3, 2022 by Robin Sedai

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

gets red beans

inserts a fish

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets salmon pink.

Inserts @CalanoCorvus.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gets @Doomslug The Destroyer.

Inserts the fact that it's page 100 and nobody is celebrating or congratulating @RippleGylf.