You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Karger he/him]

3 hours ago, mariapapadia said:

If that doesn't work I can always sign up on Tinder and add as my description and profile picture "What I like in bed is...." 

You doing anything tomorrow night?(humor)

YKYASW you seriously begin wondering if you can invest money in the northern scadrial equivalent of the Bell System.

Edited August 2, 2019 by Karger

[+Doomstick he/him]

48 minutes ago, Karger said:

Bell System.

The Phone Company?

[AonEne he/him]

7 minutes ago, DoomStick said:

The Phone Company?

Hello, Jason of the Phone Company.

[+Doomstick he/him]

10 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Hello, Jason of the Phone Company.

*mindblades*

[Karger he/him]

28 minutes ago, DoomStick said:

The Phone Company?

Yes

[+Ark1002]

YKYASW your teacher gets mad at you for talking in class, you don't stop, and when she tries to send you out you stand and shout "I am the one thing you cannot kill. I am hope."

 

 

My school thinks I'm insane.

[+Doomstick he/him]

1 hour ago, RayOfSunshine said:

My school thinks I'm insane.

So do we

[Rebecca she/her]

When you’re reading the Dauntless manifesto in the back of Divergent and find this line in it, “We believe in shouting for those who can only whisper, in defending those who cannot defend themselves.” and it makes you think of the Windrunner ideal “I will protect those who cannot protect themselves”. Also, the first half kind of sounds like an Edgedancer ideal.

[Lunamor she/her]

YKYASW you name a random fish Ishikk.

[Wander89 he/him]

YKYASFW when you have had pancakes every day of the week and feel awesome

[+Doomstick he/him]

6 minutes ago, Wander89 said:

YKYASFW when you have had pancakes every day of the week and feel awesome

WAFFLLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

YKYASW you misread Steelers as Steelheart.

When you don’t think your brother gets attached enough to the Mistborn characters.

Spoiler

He didn’t even cry when Kelsier died. I properly called him heartless.

 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

YKYASW when you spend no less than an hour pacing in the kitchen whilst trying to decide which cosmere book your aunt should read first.

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

when you discuss cosmere themepark area color schemes

[Karger he/him]

YKYASFW you try to explain a personality quirk give up and say "Its a Lightweaver thing."

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

On 8/12/2019 at 0:40 PM, Karger said:

YKYASFW you try to explain a personality quirk give up and say "Its a Lightweaver thing."

Or even its  a cosmere thing, or rosharen thing, or knight radient thing, or mistborn thing, or a scadrial thing, or... oops got carried away i could keep going. Ooh! I would also say "We mistborn need not make sense."  

[Karger he/him]

9 minutes ago, Shallan&Pattern said:

"We mistborn need not make sense."

You Mistborn should make sense more often.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

1 hour ago, Karger said:

You Mistborn should make sense more often.

Ising of the We and the need notting and make sense. (Used the High Imperial translator http://highimperialtranslator.com)

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

1 hour ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Ising of the We and the need notting and make sense. (Used the High Imperial translator http://highimperialtranslator.com)

Oh on a high imperial related topic. In a stupid show I was watching there was a slang laguage which was almost exactly the same as high imperial. My brother and mom were baffled but I was following.  Ising for the loving of high imperial

[+Doomstick he/him]

2 hours ago, Shallan&Pattern said:

Oh on a high imperial related topic. In a stupid show I was watching there was a slang laguage which was almost exactly the same as high imperial. My brother and mom were baffled but I was following.  Ising for the loving of high imperial

What show?

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

YKYASW you hear a children's song about someone wanting to adopt a puppy and laugh your head off because it's Syl talking to the Stormfather about Kaladin.

Spoiler

Hey, Mom!
Come into the kitchen and close your eyes.
I've brought you home a big surprise.
Isn't it adorable?
Okay, boy, now sit.
Sit...
Sit...
Never mind.
Please can I keep it?
It followed me home
It seems to be sad and alone.
Oh, please can I keep it?
It's friendly and shy, and I don't have a pet of my own.
Please, please, can I keep it?
It followed me home.
What exactly it is, I don't know.
Oh, please, can I keep it?
It's lost and afraid, and I'm sure it has nowhere to go
I could find it a bowl, and give it some food, whenever it needs to be fed.
Or I maybe won't have to. 
It seems very smart, see?
It's helping itself to our bread!
Really helping itself to our bread...
And some fruit... 
All the fruit...
Now the juice...
And the flowers... and the vase...
Wow!
Please, can I keep it?
Its fur is so soft! 
Though I know it is shedding a lot...
It can sleep on my floor (if it fits through the door) it can sleep in the hallway if not!
Oh, please, please, please can I keep it?
Its thumping its tail, it has such a lovable whine...
Please can I keep it? Just look at those eyes.
I think it would love to be mine. I know it would love to be mine. And yours.
Say yes. Oh, please. Oh, please? Oh, please? 

Oh, please?

 

[Shallan&Pattern she/her]

On 8/13/2019 at 9:46 PM, The Last Post said:

What show?

It's a silly show called "the Amazing world of gumball." It's suposed to be a kids show but it has many aspects that make it interesting to teens. Its funny. It was in one of the most recent episodes.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Oh

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

1 hour ago, Shallan&Pattern said:

It's a silly show called "the Amazing world of gumball." It's suposed to be a kids show but it has many aspects that make it interesting to teens. Its funny. It was in one of the most recent episodes.

Ahhhh, the Amazing World of Gumball!! What a classic (if not a bit random and weird) show!

[Lunamor she/her]

1 hour ago, Shallan&Pattern said:

It's a silly show called "the Amazing world of gumball." It's suposed to be a kids show but it has many aspects that make it interesting to teens. Its funny. It was in one of the most recent episodes.

 

13 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Ahhhh, the Amazing World of Gumball!! What a classic (if not a bit random and weird) show!

Yay, other people who like Gumball!