You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Kidpen he/him]

Maybe I need to convert my science teacher.

[Life&Death]

When for your birthday you get a Mistborn themed cake, and for another one you get a Stormlight themed cake. (My aunt is an amazing cake decorator, so we get to order styles every year.)

[+Doomstick he/him]

When you make this

[Rebecca she/her]

Ahh noooo! How could you!?! How about you try one of these instead: 

Spoiler

*Credit for this picture goes to Devout Pathian.

 

[Rhapsody she/her]

why "Heralurgic"? misspelling or by purpose?

[AonEne he/him]

2 hours ago, Rhapsody said:

why "Heralurgic"? misspelling or by purpose?

*completely missed that* Is it because Hera is allergic to them?

When you start reading a new chapter of WOR to your mother, and it goes something like this: (paraphrased)

Me: "The meeting finally ended. He thought it never would! Stormfather."

Mom: "WHAT?"

Me: "What?"

Mom: "Oh, wait, I thought you said mating, not meeting. Carry on."

Me: "Mating?" *starts laughing* "No mating!" *laughs harder* "It's like a Pattern POV!" *hysterically dies*

Mom: "Are...you okay? It's not that funny."

Me: "I gotta go write this down." *does so*

Edited August 25, 2018 by AonEne

[Wyndlerunner he/him]

16 hours ago, Inklingspren said:

Why is it always the science teachers who are converted?

when you're reading a book (Earth Unaware. Orson Scott Card. Check it out!) and someone's name is Wit, and you can't not think of Hoid.

We should start a club! "The Sanderfan Science Teacher conversion Club"

[AonEne he/him]

I'd join that if you made it.

[Ishar]

When you fail to convert your science teacher, but you convert her son who is a few years older than you.

[Silva]

When your science teacher wasn’t into Brandon Sanderson, but you want to mention her anyways. Seriously, her accent was amazing.

When you’re left-handed and realize you’d never survive in Alethkar - stupid safe-hands.

[Life&Death]

When the main reason you don’t want to live in Alethkar is because you wouldn’t be allowed to read anymore. 

[Undead Wookiee]

32 minutes ago, Life&Death said:

When the main reason you don’t want to live in Alethkar is because you wouldn’t be allowed to read anymore. 

well unless you wanted to become an Ardent

[AonEne he/him]

My apologies, but next time could you blur out the cursing in your texts, @Fanghur Rahl?

 

[Fanghur Rahl he/him]

1 minute ago, AonEne said:

My apologies, but next time could you blur out the cursing in your texts, @Fanghur Rahl?

 

Sorry about that. I tried to do that but I couldn’t figure out how to do it on my phone. And I kind of figured that the context in which it was said wasn’t all that offensive, so I figured it wouldn’t be that big of a deal. But yeah, I’ll see if I can figure out how to do that for the next time.

[AonEne he/him]

Okay, thanks. I honestly wouldn't have known how to do it either, so I can understand.

[Fanghur Rahl he/him]

And to be fair, I’m sure that you’ll agree that it would’ve detracted from the humor in this case. lol. 

[AonEne he/him]

I can't actually agree to that. Sorry. I'm sure that's true for some people, just not me.

Edited August 26, 2018 by AonEne

[Fanghur Rahl he/him]

Well, either way, no offence was intended. I just think his reaction is hilarious.

[Archer he/him]

True story:

*listening to Shardcast*

Eric: Check out our website, seventeenth shard dot com!

Me: What? There's another website? 

....

Me: Oh.

I was very concerned for about two seconds that I'd have to make another account to go with my ones for the Arcanum, the Coppermind, and the Shard. 

[Kidpen he/him]

YKYASF when you don't go on the shard much for a weekend and think of it as a "weekend off of the shard."

I think I may have a problem.

[Steeldancer he/him]

39 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

YKYASF when you don't go on the shard much for a weekend and think of it as a "weekend off of the shard."

I think I may have a problem.

Literally me right now

as I’m hopping on discord and the 17th shard while listening to mistborn

Edited August 27, 2018 by Steeldancer

[Ishar]

When your friend says “Dancing is falling in style” and the first thought that comes to mind is “no, that’s lashing” but because he hasn’t read Stormlight Archive you just say “Read the Way Of Kings”

[Steeldancer he/him]

When you’re more excited about meeting Brandon sanderson again than literally anything else in life 

[Life&Death]

4 minutes ago, Steeldancer said:

When you’re more excited about meeting Brandon sanderson again than literally anything else in life 

Speaking of which, I get to in about two weeks.

[Rhapsody she/her]

8 hours ago, Dragonspren said:

Speaking of which, I get to in about two weeks.

I'm so jealous.