You Know You're a Sanderfan When...

[Tesh Any pronouns]

14 minutes ago, Zennix said:

A box of homemade Chicken Chouta. 

Is he a Sanderfan as well?

[Alfa he/him]

Today I saw a Falafel restaraunt called "Leras".

I stared at it for 15 seconds at least, and then my girlfriend had to listen to a long monologue regarding Adonalsium and the Shards.

[Zennix he/him]

46 minutes ago, Tesh said:

Is he a Sanderfan as well?

Nah. That's why he needed some motivation (bribe) . A Sanderfan would have jumped at chance. 

[Sunbird she/her]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you see a Polynesian man in a skirtlike piece of clothing and your brain automatically labels it a takama before you remember those only exist on Roshar.

[Flying she/her]

When you considered giving your math teacher, Ms. Tien, a box full of rocks for her birthday. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When your family is considering moving across the ocean (again. But I'm not going to specify where. If it will happen, it won't be for another year at least). and your first thought is, after being told you'd only be able to bring two or three boxes of personal belongs, "Sanderson books. And others, if they'll fit. But Sanderson books are first priority."

[Caesura she/her]

When you have multiple assignments due tomorrow, but you put them off in favour of reading the entire manuscript of Aether of Night.

When using your grocery money to preorder Oathbringer is a very real thought.

When you get basically no work done Wednesday mornings because you're reading the new Oathbringer chapters.

[Jonathon]

When you read Rick Riordan books and try to apply Realmatic theory to the gods and Demi-gods in his stories (currently reading the Trials of Apollo series; would recommend)

[Faceless Mist-Wraith he/him]

When you sit back and realize that if the Cosmere and Reckonerverse (Reckonverse?) weren't fictional, you would probably be in a great deal of legal trouble for all of the theorizing you've done on "How to kill ________" threads.

Edited September 26, 2017 by Faceless Mist-Wraith

[Tesh Any pronouns]

4 hours ago, Jonathon said:

When you read Rick Riordan books and try to apply Realmatic theory to the gods and Demi-gods in his stories (currently reading the Trials of Apollo series; would recommend)

ALL OF THE TIME! (And that series is really good, just not his best).

When you get a sliver/splinter at school. Enough said.

[Sunbird she/her]

When your coworker advises the team to make a unified Dropbox folder for shared projects and all you can think of is

UNITE THEM.

[Borio Singaldi he/him]

When Oathbringer is only 1,240 pages long.

[Tesh Any pronouns]

40 minutes ago, Firerust said:

When Oathbringer is only 1,240 pages long.

I thought it was 1,340. I was really happy. Them I was sad when I figured out the truth. And now I'm happy again.

[MRex]

When you steer every conversation about books to Brandon Sanderson, the fantasy king, and you start to view yourself as a sort of a prophet, bringing people to the one true faith of Sanderson. 

[Storming Radiant he/him]

You know you're a Sanderfan when you want to read an epic 14 book long series only because he wrote its last three books.

[Shqueeves]

11 minutes ago, Storming Radiant said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when you want to read an epic 14 book long series only because he wrote its last three books.

Do it. It's a great series, though it's really slow sometimes

[Zennix he/him]

1 hour ago, Storming Radiant said:

You know you're a Sanderfan when you want to read an epic 14 book long series only because he wrote its last three books.

And you even ask Amazon to automatically sign you up for pre-order if there's ever any news of prequels or sequels.

#INeedMoreRandal'Thor

[King Cole he/him]

5 minutes ago, Zennix said:

#INeedMoreRandal'Thor

Its over, you have to accept that

[Zennix he/him]

1 hour ago, King Cole said:

Its over, you have to accept that

There is no harm in keeping the hope alive. 

[Tesh Any pronouns]

When this is your 500th post! Woooohoooo! I was not expecting this so soon. My guess is that about 100 of those 500 are on this thread...

[Sparkrunner he/him]

Have some Pie!

[Nathrangking he/him]

When you advise people to avoid strange offered possibly spiked pies.

[Emerald101 he/him]

When 'Shalladin' is included in your computer's dictionary, as well as any number of other cosmere words and names.

[Shqueeves]

When you get frustrated by your new phone because autocorrect disapproves of Cosmere terms

[Elsecaller3414 she/her]

When you have 13 tabs on your internet browser devoted entirely to something Sanderson or 17th shard related; I know it isn't a cosmere number, but that's a LOT of tabs...