Excuses, excuses

[NerdSandwich she/her]

You saw nothing. Now shoo.

What is a worm?

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

A squishy wyrm.

MB

Spoiler

Why has nobody punched Harmony in the face yet?

 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Because nobody can (except maybe

WaT

Spoiler

Retribution)

Why is there a poster of a zip tie on your wall?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

7 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

Why is there a poster of a zip tie on your wall?

It knows what it did.

Why is there a picture of all of my friends and family on the wall, but only the ones that have mysteriously gone missing while in a room alone with you and a camera?

[Through the Living Potato He/Him]

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Why is there a picture of all of my friends and family on the wall, but only the ones that have mysteriously gone missing while in a room alone with you and a camera?

Cause I felt lonely with them gone.

Why did you eat my bird?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

18 minutes ago, Through the Living Potato said:

Cause I felt lonely with them gone.

Why did you eat my bird?

Because you stole my friends and family. And I like chicken.

Why do you have a semi-sentient black hole as a pet?

[Through the Living Potato He/Him]

4 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Why do you have a semi-sentient black hole as a pet?

Because it doubles as a trash can.

 

Why were you looking through the dumpster last night?

[DcD25yhtdA8 he/him]

I threw my favorite shoe in there.

 

What are the entire order of Windrunners doing outside that window.

Edited May 29 by DcD25yhtdA8

[Oranjejuicemonki He/Him]

Looks like they're sticking Cheetos to the wall.

Why did you just steal three pineapples from that poor flightless fly?

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 5/8/2026 at 8:40 AM, NerdSandwich said:

If you're so good at flute, why are you playing "Hot Cross Buns" at half tempo?

My little brother used to call it cross boss buns and it was adorable

On 5/8/2026 at 1:48 PM, NerdSandwich said:

Why are you inside my walls?

Oh you’re talking?

On 5/11/2026 at 5:57 PM, NerdSandwich said:

Why do your plants feast on human flesh?

Have you seen little shop of horrors?

On 5/18/2026 at 12:47 PM, Ink and Embers said:

Vengeance about not getting any recognition for Newton's discovery of gravity. 

Listen I’ll defend my ancestor

Your honor the apple attacked him and should be charged with battery

On 5/31/2026 at 6:04 PM, Oranjejuicemonki said:

Looks like they're sticking Cheetos to the wall.

Why did you just steal three pineapples from that poor flightless fly?

…you mean a walk?

What’s that in your blender?

[Deception He/Him]

14 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

What’s that in your blender?

Oh, that stuff? Uhh, my dog really had to go, and... 

Why have you been sitting in your room reading the Shard since last Thursday?

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

1 hour ago, Deception said:

Why have you been sitting in your room reading the Shard since last Thursday?

Because I have the flu, and there is no more Cosmere to read

Why can't I not procrastinate

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

13 hours ago, Cephandrious Maxtori said:

Because I have the flu, and there is no more Cosmere to read

Why can't I not procrastinate

Adderall ran out?

Hey! My washing machine is NOT free real estate, pay up!

[Deception He/Him]

36 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Adderall ran out?

Hey! My washing machine is NOT free real estate, pay up!

But it's cozy in here! And the socks taste so good !

Why are you still sitting on your couch on the Shard? It's been 15 years!

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

43 minutes ago, Deception said:

But it's cozy in here! And the socks taste so good !

Why are you still sitting on your couch on the Shard? It's been 15 years!

I’ve moved around I was on the stairs then the piano and now a chair

Where did all my socks go? Did they really get lost in the wash?

[Deception He/Him]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Where did all my socks go? Did they really get lost in the wash?

I swear I'm INNOCENT!!! ...they just taste so good... BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DID IT!!!

Why do your socks taste like pizza?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

7 minutes ago, Deception said:

I swear I'm INNOCENT!!! ...they just taste so good... BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DID IT!!!

Why do your socks taste like pizza?

Because of the crimes.

Why do I see I giant shadowy dot in the sky slowly getti-I mean, quickly getting bigger?

[Deception He/Him]

Oh, that would be the socks.

Why did you eat the entire cake including the candles?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Well the candles had frosting on them too....

Why are you wearing sunbonnets on your feet?

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I'm trying to unlock access to AonDor.

What's with all the sharks?

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

Oh, I adopted them cause they're cute

TW, arachnophobia

Spoiler

Why do you have spiders under your skin?

 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I was trying to sort out an outfit to prom and this was the best I could do.

Where did you get all that paint from?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I simply walked past the art class at school.

Why are you on fire again?

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

OB

Spoiler

I was visiting Rathalas

Why is that man purple‽ /ref

[NerdSandwich she/her]

He shouldn't be. I have all the purpleness rights here. You cannot be purple, wear purple, or destroy purple.

Why are you meking that gesture?