Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer Posted May 22 Posted May 22 A squishy wyrm. MB Spoiler Why has nobody punched Harmony in the face yet?
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 22 Posted May 22 Because nobody can (except maybe WaT Spoiler Retribution) Why is there a poster of a zip tie on your wall?
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted May 22 Posted May 22 7 hours ago, NerdSandwich said: Why is there a poster of a zip tie on your wall? It knows what it did. Why is there a picture of all of my friends and family on the wall, but only the ones that have mysteriously gone missing while in a room alone with you and a camera? 1
Through the Living Potato He/Him Posted May 23 Posted May 23 1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said: Why is there a picture of all of my friends and family on the wall, but only the ones that have mysteriously gone missing while in a room alone with you and a camera? Cause I felt lonely with them gone. Why did you eat my bird?
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted May 23 Posted May 23 18 minutes ago, Through the Living Potato said: Cause I felt lonely with them gone. Why did you eat my bird? Because you stole my friends and family. And I like chicken. Why do you have a semi-sentient black hole as a pet? 1
Through the Living Potato He/Him Posted May 23 Posted May 23 4 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said: Why do you have a semi-sentient black hole as a pet? Because it doubles as a trash can. Why were you looking through the dumpster last night?
DcD25yhtdA8 he/him Posted May 23 Posted May 23 (edited) I threw my favorite shoe in there. What are the entire order of Windrunners doing outside that window. Edited May 29 by DcD25yhtdA8
Oranjejuicemonki He/Him Posted May 31 Posted May 31 Looks like they're sticking Cheetos to the wall. Why did you just steal three pineapples from that poor flightless fly? 1
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted Sunday at 05:14 PM Posted Sunday at 05:14 PM On 5/8/2026 at 8:40 AM, NerdSandwich said: If you're so good at flute, why are you playing "Hot Cross Buns" at half tempo? My little brother used to call it cross boss buns and it was adorable On 5/8/2026 at 1:48 PM, NerdSandwich said: Why are you inside my walls? Oh you’re talking? On 5/11/2026 at 5:57 PM, NerdSandwich said: Why do your plants feast on human flesh? Have you seen little shop of horrors? On 5/18/2026 at 12:47 PM, Ink and Embers said: Vengeance about not getting any recognition for Newton's discovery of gravity. Listen I’ll defend my ancestor Your honor the apple attacked him and should be charged with battery On 5/31/2026 at 6:04 PM, Oranjejuicemonki said: Looks like they're sticking Cheetos to the wall. Why did you just steal three pineapples from that poor flightless fly? …you mean a walk? What’s that in your blender? 1
Deception He/Him Posted yesterday at 07:27 AM Posted yesterday at 07:27 AM 14 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said: What’s that in your blender? Oh, that stuff? Uhh, my dog really had to go, and... Why have you been sitting in your room reading the Shard since last Thursday?
Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer Posted yesterday at 09:41 AM Posted yesterday at 09:41 AM 1 hour ago, Deception said: Why have you been sitting in your room reading the Shard since last Thursday? Because I have the flu, and there is no more Cosmere to read Why can't I not procrastinate
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted 11 hours ago Posted 11 hours ago 13 hours ago, Cephandrious Maxtori said: Because I have the flu, and there is no more Cosmere to read Why can't I not procrastinate Adderall ran out? Hey! My washing machine is NOT free real estate, pay up!
Deception He/Him Posted 10 hours ago Posted 10 hours ago 36 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said: Adderall ran out? Hey! My washing machine is NOT free real estate, pay up! But it's cozy in here! And the socks taste so good ! Why are you still sitting on your couch on the Shard? It's been 15 years!
ChipsAHoid He/Him Posted 9 hours ago Posted 9 hours ago 43 minutes ago, Deception said: But it's cozy in here! And the socks taste so good ! Why are you still sitting on your couch on the Shard? It's been 15 years! I’ve moved around I was on the stairs then the piano and now a chair Where did all my socks go? Did they really get lost in the wash?
Deception He/Him Posted 9 hours ago Posted 9 hours ago 1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said: Where did all my socks go? Did they really get lost in the wash? I swear I'm INNOCENT!!! ...they just taste so good... BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DID IT!!! Why do your socks taste like pizza?
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted 9 hours ago Posted 9 hours ago 7 minutes ago, Deception said: I swear I'm INNOCENT!!! ...they just taste so good... BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DID IT!!! Why do your socks taste like pizza? Because of the crimes. Why do I see I giant shadowy dot in the sky slowly getti-I mean, quickly getting bigger?
Deception He/Him Posted 7 hours ago Posted 7 hours ago Oh, that would be the socks. Why did you eat the entire cake including the candles?
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