General Discussion RolePlay (GDRP)

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

3 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Ink grins, putting their kitten, Quill, on their head. Quill hisses and tries to scratch xir. "I take it you're a cat person?"

Kyo's cat ears (yes, like the pfp) twitched. They draped Their kitten, Mel, around their neck. "You could say that."

[Vielence She/Her]

21 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Meh."

"Oh did I mention? They are also eldritch deity. Its a thing that comes around every now and then, infecting others with it's wish to be known." Coder sighs, shaking a jar that looks suspiciously like it's full of human souls.

Vie gives Coder a hug, then proceeds to *bonk* him with a *happies* *bonk*

"there."

20 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Hey! No one ever said Evil!" Coder exclaims, then bonks him on the head with the concept of sadness.

Vie raises an eyebrow "All cats are evil. And deities from another planet. Its why I love them"

18 hours ago, Verdance said:

Verdance turns incorporeal and teleports back to the bar. “Point 1: that was two months ago. I’m fine. Point 2: ain’t no way Im paying thousands of dollars for someone to stare at me pretending to sleep again.” He looks down at the ghastly cyan paper gown. “GAH”, he onomatopoeizes, and the clothing flashes to a black skirt, then sleek leather armor, then a yellow bunny costume, then back to the characteristic viridean jacket and black jeans. “Geez, man.”

Vie nods "Damn straight"

8 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Ink grins. "The kitten collection cult grows!"

 

A kitten is pulled out of a shoe and passed to them. "Here you go! Be warned that these kittens are somehow related to something Coder did, so there may be side effects!"

"I firmly believe in the Cat Distribution System, so yay!"

8 hours ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

"I don't care, KITTEN!!" Kyo snuggles the kitten happily

Vie throws confetti "KITTENS, COME GET YOUR KITTENS HEREEEE"

[Verdance he/him]

8 minutes ago, Vielence said:

Vie gives Coder a hug, then proceeds to *bonk* him with a *happies* *bonk*

"there."

Vie raises an eyebrow "All cats are evil. And deities from another planet. Its why I love them"

Vie nods "Damn straight"

"I firmly believe in the Cat Distribution System, so yay!"

Vie throws confetti "KITTENS, COME GET YOUR KITTENS HEREEEE"

Verdance snaps his fingers, and rose petals start raining from the ceiling. He picks up a piece of paper and shakes it until it becomes a cardboard box with puppies in it. “Counterterrorism,” he says. “My favorite past time.”

[Vielence She/Her]

4 minutes ago, Verdance said:

Verdance snaps his fingers, and rose petals start raining from the ceiling. He picks up a piece of paper and shakes it until it becomes a cardboard box with puppies in it. “Counterterrorism,” he says. “My favorite past time.”

An army of kittens appear out of nowhere, hissing a poofed and terrifying as rust

"Hm," Vie says, "It seems you may have possibly angered the eldritch deities."

[Verdance he/him]

1 minute ago, Vielence said:

An army of kittens appear out of nowhere, hissing a poofed and terrifying as rust

"Hm," Vie says, "It seems you may have possibly angered the eldritch deities."

Verdance picks one up and holds it at arms length, turning his back on the rest, which are currently flailing helplessly as they are levitated into the air. The one he had picked up tries to bite his hand, which has fortunately grown a protective steel shell. “Nasty little buggers,” he says, while the puppies cower in fear. “Seriously, why’d you bring them here?”

[Vielence She/Her]

1 minute ago, Verdance said:

Verdance picks one up and holds it at arms length, turning his back on the rest, which are currently flailing helplessly as they are levitated into the air. The one he had picked up tries to bite his hand, which has fortunately grown a protective steel shell. “Nasty little buggers,” he says, while the puppies cower in fear. “Seriously, why’d you bring them here?”

"indeed they are. 'Tis why I love them"

Vie looks around "I didn't... Ink did... Hm. Where'd they go?"

[Verdance he/him]

2 minutes ago, Vielence said:

"indeed they are. 'Tis why I love them"

Vie looks around "I didn't... Ink did... Hm. Where'd they go?"

Verdance gently sets the kitten down on the floor. It races in circles looking for something with internal organs to tear out and devour. “Erm… could you try and keep death by kitten to a minimum?” Verdance asks. “Coder’s going to have to go through a lot of trouble to clean the bar and bribe government officials if someone dies in here again.” 

Edited April 24 by Verdance
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[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 hours ago, Vielence said:

Vie gives Coder a hug, then proceeds to *bonk* him with a *happies* *bonk*

"there."

Vie raises an eyebrow "All cats are evil. And deities from another planet. Its why I love them"

Vie nods "Damn straight"

"I firmly believe in the Cat Distribution System, so yay!"

Vie throws confetti "KITTENS, COME GET YOUR KITTENS HEREEEE"

Coder promptly dies.

[Verdance he/him]

41 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Coder promptly dies.

Verdance snags his soul out of midair and sticks it into the nearest functional and available body- which happens to be a kitten, because cats have no souls.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

17 minutes ago, Verdance said:

Verdance snags his soul out of midair and sticks it into the nearest functional and available body- which happens to be a kitten, because cats have no souls.

And yet, Coder's soul is far to slippery to properly get your hands on.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

8 hours ago, Vielence said:

"indeed they are. 'Tis why I love them"

Vie looks around "I didn't... Ink did... Hm. Where'd they go?"

Ink wakes up from where they'd fallen asleep while standing. "Hey!" he shouts at Verdance. "What's your problem with kittens?"

 

3 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

And yet, Coder's soul is far to slippery to properly get your hands on.

Ink takes notes on this interaction. 

[Verdance he/him]

8 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Ink wakes up from where they'd fallen asleep while standing. "Hey!" he shouts at Verdance. "What's your problem with kittens?"

 

Ink takes notes on this interaction. 

“They hate me and are pure evil. I don’t antagonize them, but they tend to try and add another layer of hell to my life.”

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

21 minutes ago, Verdance said:

“They hate me and are pure evil. I don’t antagonize them, but they tend to try and add another layer of hell to my life.”

Despairing at the state of the universe, Ink reaches behind Ver and pulls another kitten out his mug. "And? Name an animal that doesn't do that!"

Xe boops noses with zir kitten and promptly gets clawed in the face. 

[Factor She/Her]

A door, though not necessarily the door, swings open and someone new creeps in. Nervous about their first time roleplaying, even this kind, Factor tries to sidle around people and simply be there. They watch the participants for a moment and join them, but do not yet speak, at least until they are noticed. They then wait, hoping they have the willpower not to immediately hide or edit themselves.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

9 minutes ago, Factor said:

A door, though not necessarily the door, swings open and someone new creeps in. Nervous about their first time roleplaying, even this kind, Factor tries to sidle around people and simply be there. They watch the participants for a moment and join them, but do not yet speak, at least until they are noticed. They then wait, hoping they have the willpower not to immediately hide or edit themselves.

Coder wakes up for the new arrival. "Sorry I didn't immediately greet you, I was dead, had to hurry back from the underworld! Welcome to the bar colloquially known as The Shard."

[Factor She/Her]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Coder wakes up for the new arrival. "Sorry I didn't immediately greet you, I was dead, had to hurry back from the underworld! Welcome to the bar colloquially known as The Shard."

Factor turns. “Hi! Thanks for the welcome!”

…

”Why did you die?”

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, Factor said:

Factor turns. “Hi! Thanks for the welcome!”

…

”Why did you die?”

"Well, I'm always open to new experiences, and a friend suggested it to me!"

[Factor She/Her]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Well, I'm always open to new experiences, and a friend suggested it to me!"

“Ah yes…” Factor nods in exaggerated understanding. “I can see how that would be interesting.”

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, Factor said:

“Ah yes…” Factor nods in exaggerated understanding. “I can see how that would be interesting.”

"Yeah! I met hades! He's pretty chill."

[Factor She/Her]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Yeah! I met hades! He's pretty chill."

“Oh cool!” Factor pauses, unsure what to say.

[Verdance he/him]

11 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Despairing at the state of the universe, Ink reaches behind Ver and pulls another kitten out his mug. "And? Name an animal that doesn't do that!"

Xe boops noses with zir kitten and promptly gets clawed in the face. 

"Canus Domesticus"

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

3 hours ago, Verdance said:

"Canus Domesticus"

Ink shrugs. "Eh, someone I know has had a few bad encounters with them. A random dog ran up to them when they were younger and put its paws on his shoulders. So I guess it depends on experiences."

 

11 hours ago, Factor said:

“Oh cool!” Factor pauses, unsure what to say.

"NEW PERSON!" Ink shouts, falling off vir stool and hurrying over to shake Factor's hand. "Welcome!!!! Would you like a kitten? How are you?"

[Factor She/Her]

12 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Ink shrugs. "Eh, someone I know has had a few bad encounters with them. A random dog ran up to them when they were younger and put its paws on his shoulders. So I guess it depends on experiences."

 

"NEW PERSON!" Ink shouts, falling off vir stool and hurrying over to shake Factor's hand. "Welcome!!!! Would you like a kitten? How are you?"

Factor, startled, shakes Ink’s hand. “Hello! Thank you, I’m doing good! Um… kitten? Sure!”

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

22 hours ago, Factor said:

Factor, startled, shakes Ink’s hand. “Hello! Thank you, I’m doing good! Um… kitten? Sure!”

Ink grins back, looking slightly insane as she pulls a kitten out a glove. "We think they're some some of Demonic Entity. I'm taking notes. Got any name ideas?"

They pass the kitten to Factor 

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

43 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Ink grins back, looking slightly insane as she pulls a kitten out a glove. "We think they're some some of Demonic Entity. I'm taking notes. Got any name ideas?"

They pass the kitten to Factor 

"You're the one who brought them here. How'd you find them?" Ryn asks, "...wait, is mine the first one you pulled. Uh oh."