General Discussion RolePlay (GDRP)

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 hours ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

"Yep! I gathered it all myself!" Coder says, proudly.

"Why not just Soulcast some?" KSauce asks.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

19 minutes ago, Ookla the Tachyon said:

"Why not just Soulcast some?" KSauce asks.

"Because that's not fun. And whenever I try and soulcast apple juice, I end up making orange juice." Coder points to a door labeled "Orange Juice Ocean". "Listen, I tried my best!"

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

"Because that's not fun. And whenever I try and soulcast apple juice, I end up making orange juice." Coder points to a door labeled "Orange Juice Ocean". "Listen, I tried my best!"

KSauce nodded slowly, before leaping into the orange juice ocean, sucking in some Stormlight mid-air so he wouldn't have to breathe.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Wallfacer said:

KSauce nodded slowly, before leaping into the orange juice ocean, sucking in some Stormlight mid-air so he wouldn't have to breathe.

Of coourse, Ksauce hadn't opened the door first, so he slammed into the door with much force.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

On 12/12/2025 at 1:52 PM, Ookla the Knight said:

Kyo levels the spear at him. "Hey, how do we decide win conditions for this? Or do we just keep going till someone gets bored or tired?"

"Uh..." Kansas thinks for a moment. "Well, Vie and I's last duel went on for a while, and ended when she just decided to summon a hand grenade and blow both of us up. So...I guess until there's an obvious end?" He bats the spear aside and goes for a head cut downward.

9 hours ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

"Yep! I gathered it all myself!" Coder says, proudly.

Why

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

26 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

"Uh..." Kansas thinks for a moment. "Well, Vie and I's last duel went on for a while, and ended when she just decided to summon a hand grenade and blow both of us up. So...I guess until there's an obvious end?" He bats the spear aside and goes for a head cut downward.

Why

Kyo blocks with the shaft of the spear. "Lets say till one of use runs out of Light and armor, or until something definite ends it. Sound good?" He kicks at his groin with a spiked boot.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 hours ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

Of coourse, Ksauce hadn't opened the door first, so he slammed into the door with much force.

KSauce Soulcasted the door into air

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

"Uh..." Kansas thinks for a moment. "Well, Vie and I's last duel went on for a while, and ended when she just decided to summon a hand grenade and blow both of us up. So...I guess until there's an obvious end?" He bats the spear aside and goes for a head cut downward.

"Why?"

"Why not?"

15 minutes ago, Ookla the Wallfacer said:

KSauce Soulcasted the door into air

"HEY I WORKED HARD ON THAT DOOR." Coder exclaimed, then grumbled, "Soulcasted it out of orange juice. Coulda just opened it, wouldn't be that hard."

Edited December 14, 2025 by Ookla the Dokja

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Kyo blocks with the shaft of the spear. "Lets say till one of use runs out of Light and armor, or until something definite ends it. Sound good?" He kicks at his groin with a spiked boot.

"Fair enough...rather difficult when we can just grab more Light from the tavern. But I guess we'll see." He summons a forearm blade and just drops his forearm to block.

[al_lan_mandragoran]

al_Lan looks at the two knights locked in their struggle, and then looks at the destroyed street. 

"Be right back," he says. He dashes back into the bar and into Coder's kitchen, snagging something from a drawer, and then steals Coder's industrial paper shredder, which doubles as his suggestions box.

He huddles in a booth in the corner, and shreds furiously. After a few minutes, he gets up and goes outside. 

His plate forms around him, and he jumps onto the roof of the bar, the stone tiles crumbling a little under his booted feet.

@Ookla the Perpetually Disc, I will now fix the street.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

9 minutes ago, al_lan_mandragoran said:

al_Lan looks at the two knights locked in their struggle, and then looks at the destroyed street. 

"Be right back," he says. He dashes back into the bar and into Coder's kitchen, snagging something from a drawer, and then steals Coder's industrial paper shredder, which doubles as his suggestions box.

He huddles in a booth in the corner, and shreds furiously. After a few minutes, he gets up and goes outside. 

His plate forms around him, and he jumps onto the roof of the bar, the stone tiles crumbling a little under his booted feet.

@Ookla the Perpetually Disc, I will now fix the street.

"Coulda just asked." Coder grumbled, while looking up ways to buy another super-hyper-rare industrial paper shredder 1b1ll10n manufactured by the now-dead company H3CK Y34H, of which there are only 2 in the world. Then he looks up wether or not it is legal to soulcast them into existence.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

14 hours ago, al_lan_mandragoran said:

al_Lan looks at the two knights locked in their struggle, and then looks at the destroyed street. 

"Be right back," he says. He dashes back into the bar and into Coder's kitchen, snagging something from a drawer, and then steals Coder's industrial paper shredder, which doubles as his suggestions box.

He huddles in a booth in the corner, and shreds furiously. After a few minutes, he gets up and goes outside. 

His plate forms around him, and he jumps onto the roof of the bar, the stone tiles crumbling a little under his booted feet.

@Ookla the Perpetually Disc, I will now fix the street.

"Thank you," Ink says, relieved.

Then he wonders why none of her suggestions got through to al_Lan through the suggestions box. 

Then ve realises it's because it's a shredder.

Then they pass out in the pool of Apple Juice.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

On 12/14/2025 at 1:25 AM, Ookla the Kansan said:

"Fair enough...rather difficult when we can just grab more Light from the tavern. But I guess we'll see." He summons a forearm blade and just drops his forearm to block.

Kyo lets go of the spear with one hand, and uses lashings to generate sufficient rotational force to splinter both his gauntlet and a small part of Kansas's plate at his side, touching Kansas side and coating him in a layer of abrasion, making him slippery inside his armor.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Kyo lets go of the spear with one hand, and uses lashings to generate sufficient rotational force to splinter both his gauntlet and a small part of Kansas's plate at his side, touching Kansas side and coating him in a layer of abrasion, making him slippery inside his armor.

The armor being magic and pretty well fitted, that didn't do much. Meanwhile, Kansas used the contact to Lash Kyo away.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

The armor being magic and pretty well fitted, that didn't do much. Meanwhile, Kansas used the contact to Lash Kyo away.

Kyo let himself be lashed back about twenty feet before he used his own to cancel it, hoping that the slightly slick, slimy feeling of the armor against his skin would mess with Kansas, even if the armor was well fitted enough not to cause serious impediment to his movement.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

17 minutes ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Kyo let himself be lashed back about twenty feet before he used his own to cancel it, hoping that the slightly slick, slimy feeling of the armor against his skin would mess with Kansas, even if the armor was well fitted enough not to cause serious impediment to his movement.

Kansas, accustomed to being heavily sweaty and trying to wrestle other people, wasn't too bothered. He used some of his Light to repair the armor.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Kansas, accustomed to being heavily sweaty and trying to wrestle other people, wasn't too bothered. He used some of his Light to repair the armor.

Kyo lashed himself towards Kansas, grabbing his helm and flipping over to behind him.

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

Ryn, walking in after watching the entire street destroying display, decides the best course of action is to ignore the entire situation and instead go make sure the person passed out in a puddle is not dead.

Ryn walks over and gently nudges the person with her foot.

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@Ookla the Perpetually Disc

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

26 minutes ago, Ookla the Chaotic said:

Ryn, walking in after watching the entire street destroying display, decides the best course of action is to ignore the entire situation and instead go make sure the person passed out in a puddle is not dead.

Ryn walks over and gently nudges the person with her foot.

 

"No they passed out in the pool of apple juice." Coder pauses. "Now that I think about it, that might be a problem."

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

"No they passed out in the pool of apple juice." Coder pauses. "Now that I think about it, that might be a problem."

"Yeah, we might want to make sure they can...breathe." Ryn pauses, then crouches down, grabs Ink's unconscious body by the shoulders, and flips them over. "There, that's better."

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Chaotic said:

"Yeah, we might want to make sure they can...breathe." Ryn pauses, then crouches down, grabs Ink's unconscious body by the shoulders, and flips them over. "There, that's better."

Ink continues to sink.

"actually, i know what we should do!" Coder says, then moves ink to the orange juice ocean.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Kyo lashed himself towards Kansas, grabbing his helm and flipping over to behind him.

Kansas just summons his Blade and stabs behind him

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

11 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Kansas just summons his Blade and stabs behind him

Kyo catches his blade under his arm and lashes himself downward and forward at an angle, total acceleration of 35 lashings, pushing Kansas down below him towards the street at an angle.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Kansas just lets his Armor and Blade disappear,letting the residual frictionless covering of Light slip him away, before resummoning his Plate again

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

21 hours ago, Ookla the Chaotic said:

Ryn, walking in after watching the entire street destroying display, decides the best course of action is to ignore the entire situation and instead go make sure the person passed out in a puddle is not dead.

Ryn walks over and gently nudges the person with her foot.

 

 

21 hours ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

"No they passed out in the pool of apple juice." Coder pauses. "Now that I think about it, that might be a problem."

 

20 hours ago, Ookla the Chaotic said:

"Yeah, we might want to make sure they can...breathe." Ryn pauses, then crouches down, grabs Ink's unconscious body by the shoulders, and flips them over. "There, that's better."

 

20 hours ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

Ink continues to sink.

"actually, i know what we should do!" Coder says, then moves ink to the orange juice ocean.

Ink is quite entertained by this whole escapade, and continues to attempt to pretend to be unconscious.

Unfortunately, they then get distracted and ask "Do you have a maple syrup pool as well?"