Chuck Norris Facts

[LightRinger he/him]

Chuck Norris challenged Superman to an arm wrestling contest. The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside. 
 

[Soulbinder she/her]

Chuck Norris can bake a cake in the freezer

[Lunamor she/her]

A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris. The simple act of touching him cured the man's eyesight. Unfortunately, he lost it again due to an instant roundhouse kick to the head.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Chuck Norris is the only person who can win a chess game without making any moves.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company. The company field tested it and it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Chuck Norris once passed six kidney stones. They were later collected by Thanos and put on a gauntlet.

[Lunamor she/her]

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Chuck Norris once caught fire. Luckily, disaster was averted as the fire remembered to stop, drop, and roll away.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you die.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Chuck Norris can kill an army of millions with two shots. And the first one is a warning shot.

[Lunamor she/her]

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

[Soulbinder she/her]

When the Apollo 11 landed on the moon, Chuck Norris showed them where to park the vehicle.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris can crack a walnut with his eyelid.

[Soulbinder she/her]

In sign language, a roundhouse kick to the face is how you say 'Chuck Norris'.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris once stared at a carton of orange juice because it said concentrate, it exploded violently.

[Soulbinder she/her]

When a zombie bites Chuck Norris, the zombie is transformed into another Chuck Norris.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris once punched a hurricane in the eye.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

If successfully harnessed for energy, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could provide the country of Sweden with power for 3 days, 8 hours and 14 minutes.

[LightRinger he/him]

Chuck recently had his 84th birthday. He turned 48. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris does not need a passport. Chuck Norris exists in all 24 time zones simultaneously.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the 13th. The next day he won the lottery.

[Lunamor she/her]

When Chuck Norris gets in a car crash the air bags do not save Chuck Norris, they save the car.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon from a landline.

[Lunamor she/her]

At the start of every summer, Chuck Norris begins practicing his roundhouse kicks outside. We know this as hurricane season.

[Soulbinder she/her]

MacGyver can build a bomb out of paper clips, rubber bands, and soda cans. Chuck Norris can build a bomb out of MacGyver.