Chuck Norris Facts

[Soulbinder she/her]

Chuck Norris plays Jenga with fallen redwoods

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

[Soulbinder she/her]

There's no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.

[Lunamor she/her]

According to the Geneva Convention, it is considered a war crime to use Chuck Norris.

[Soulbinder she/her]

While learning CPR Chuck Norris brought the dummy back to life.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Chuck Norris beat the Devil in a Fiddle competition. How? He was the judge and both competitors.

Edited March 7, 2024 by WhyEverNot_8
Fixed punctuation

[Soulbinder she/her]

Chuck Norris killed time in his spare time.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for letting so many people live.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Chuck Norris can stare at the sun and the sun looks away

[Lord Spirit he/him]

25 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

According to the Geneva Convention, it is considered a war crime to use Chuck Norris.

Of course, they never tried to tell him that. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris was camping once and needed to relieve himself, so he dug a hole. You might know it as the Grand Canyon.

Edited March 7, 2024 by Lunamor

[Lord Spirit he/him]

He once set up some dominos. They are now known as Stonehenge

[Lunamor she/her]

The first true moon landing occurred when Chuck Norris entered a long jump competition.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Chuck Norris was playing DnD and had to roll a dice, he rolled the highest value possible and killed everyone, that dice was the Earth

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris once flipped a coin. It still has not landed.

Edited March 7, 2024 by Lunamor

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Chuck Norris plays electric guitar using live power lines.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris thinks of the Laws of Physics as 'friendly suggestions.'

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Chuck Norris can fly at supersonic speeds. He's not aerodynamic, air is just afraid to get in his way.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris's computer's keyboard does not have a control key. Chuck Norris is always in control.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Chuck Norris' blood type is AK-47

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Taynix are mini delvers. delvers are mini Chuck Norris's

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris can't predict the future. The future just does what it's told.

[Soulbinder she/her]

When Chuck Norris goes to the Nowhere, the delvers hide from him

[Faerie Braids she/her]

9 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Chuck Norris's computer's keyboard does not have a control key. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Neither does it have a backspace key, (because Chuck Norris does not make mistakes), a shift key (Chuck Norris does not change; the world does), or an escape key (because nothing escapes Chuck Norris).

[Lunamor she/her]

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.