Chuck Norris Facts

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Chuck Norris has little interest in the visual arts, because he does not draw. He wins.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a round room.

[TheFrugalWizard he/him]

When Chuck Norris looked at Medusa, Medusa turned to stone.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

14 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a round room.

He was King Arthurs best knight, and therefore sat at the head of the round table.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris knows how many licks it is to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Chuck Norris can ski without any snow

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris can kill seven people with one blow. By literally blowing on them.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Chuck Norris can catch wild geese and complete fool's errands.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris’s Hawaiian vacation house is on a volcano, because who doesn’t like a nice jacuzzi?

[Soulbinder she/her]

When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, the glass shatters. Not even glass is dumb enough to get between Chuck Norris. This is referred to as "Shattering Glass" 

[Lunamor she/her]

The Dead Sea was alive before Chuck Norris swam there.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Even though he wasn’t born an ocular, he can still use lenses because they’re too scared to tell him. 

[Lunamor she/her]

When Chuck Norris tips the waiter, the waiter falls down.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Chuck Norris decided to build a sandcastle once. The result is the Worldspire.

[Lunamor she/her]

When Chuck Norris is in Rome, the Romans do as Chuck Norris does.

[Soulbinder she/her]

In the average living room there are approximately a thousand regular items Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

[Lunamor she/her]

After Chuck Norris hits the gym, it needs to shut down for repairs.

[Soulbinder she/her]

After Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mother home from the hospital.

[Lunamor she/her]

When Chuck Norris can’t go to the gym, he goes shop lifting.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

After thousands of years of torture, Taln got high fived by Chuck Norris. The Everstorm came the next day. 

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I know it wasn’t his fault, but whatever. 

 

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris has punched people so hard that their blood started bleeding.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Chuck Norris uses the oceans from Tress' world as energy drinks

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on the shower, he just stares at it until it cries.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Chuck Norris can write more secret projects in a year than Brandon