Chuck Norris Facts

[Soulbinder she/her]

Spoiler

When Chuck Norris goes into the Nowhere, delvers hide from him

Cytoverse spoilers, maybe? I'm using the spoiler box just to be safe

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Dalinar is the blackthorn, Chuck Norris is the black rosebush

Kaladin is Stormblessed, Chuck Norris blesses the storm

Szeth is truthless, Chuck Norris is the truth

Kelsier is the survivor, Chuck Norris dies all the time, Marsh is just to scared to tell him.

[aetherbound he/him]

4 hours ago, hoid without wit said:

Chuck Norris can turn the Stick into fire

That's going too far.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

1 minute ago, Aetherbound said:

That's going too far.

Chuck Norris is the stick. It’s that simple. 

Edited February 13, 2024 by Lord Spirit

[Lunamor she/her]

7 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

Chuck Norris is the stick. It’s that simple. 

Chuck Norris is the entire tree.

[Soulbinder she/her]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

Chuck Norris is the entire tree.

Chuck Norris is the whole forest

[Faerie Braids she/her]

1 minute ago, Soulbinder said:

Chuck Norris is the whole forest

Chuck Norris makes Yggdrasil look like a bonsai sprout.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Honor so hard that legend tells us that there are pieces of him still scattered across Roshar

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris can make a slinky go up stairs.

[Soulbinder she/her]

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Chuck Norris can beat Scott Sterling.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Chuck Norris can walk on land, water, and air

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Chuck Norris killed Adonalsium and gave the pieces to the current shards

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn; he stares at the grass, and it withers in fear.

[Lunamor she/her]

The Loch Ness monster claims to have seen Chuck Norris.

[..... he/him]

Chuck Norris has out witted Wit

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Chuck Norris can hold stormlight forever. 

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

When Chuck Norris works out, the machines get stronger.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

The reason for the delay between thunder and lightning is that Chuck Norris always takes a few moments to consider before applauding.

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris once had an arm wrestling contest with Superman. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.

Edited February 16, 2024 by Lunamor

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Chuck Norris once looked at Medusa. Now, she wears a blindfold.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the crap out of it.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Chuck Norris once spilled his drink. the result was the Milky way.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Chuck Norris's sneezes are registered as seismic events.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to shower; dirt is afraid to cling to him.