Chuck Norris Facts

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Chuck Norris is the only man to be able to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis

Edited February 8, 2024 by One of the Ten Fools
accidentally repeated a joke, so I put in a different one

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Chuck Norris can eat a spiked cookie without becoming an inquisitor. *wink.*

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is

[Lunamor she/her]

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

5 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero and square root negatives without i

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Chuck Norris can get in a bucket and lift it up with himself in it

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with a statue.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Chuck Norris isn’t affected by lashings

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

someone once wrote a biography about Chuck Norris. it became known the Guinness book of world records.

[Lunamor she/her]

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’s beard. There is only another fist.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Chuck Norris ate the tenth pancake.

Edited February 8, 2024 by Lord Spirit

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd because nobody fools Chuck Norris.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Chuck Norris once jumped on Roshar. The location became known as the shattered plains. 

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball, the balls dodge him

[Lunamor she/her]

Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

Chuck Norris is the reason Taldain is tidally locked; he lives in the middle of Darkside, and the sun is smart enough to keep at least an entire planet between the two of them.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

The Flash discovered how to run at the speed of light when he discovered Chuck Norris was looking for him.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Odium is scared of Nightblood.

Nightblood is scared of Chuck Norris.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver. and wins 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

Chuck Norris once arm wrestled Adonalsium. The loser has to move to a different universe.