Grammar police

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

an official thread for the grammar police, because that doesn't exist yet for some reason.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

You started a grammar police group with an uncapitalized sentence?

[Ravenclawjedi42]

It should be "Grammar Police." Or "Grammar Police!"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

oH DeAR there outta get sme!

[Lord Spirit he/him]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

oH DeAR there outta get sme!

Do you mean "Oh dear, they're out to get me!"?

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

3 hours ago, Lord Spirit said:

You started a grammar police group with an uncapitalized sentence?

Yes. While i have created the thread, I am not a member of the Grammar Police. Have a good day.

[Argenti he/him]

2 hours ago, Just_a_Fan said:

Yes. While i have created the thread, I am not a member of the Grammar Police. Have a good day.

I*

 

4 hours ago, Lord Spirit said:

Do you mean "Oh dear, they're out to get me!"?

mean,*
 

 

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Hello, I belong here.

[aetherbound he/him]

I is gramer, perssin so. I be long hear⸮

[Ravenclawjedi42]

7 hours ago, Aetherbound said:

I is gramer, perssin so. I be long hear⸮

Most of those mistakes are not grammar, instead punctuation and spelling, the latter of which is not my area of expertise. But in “I is” you used the word is to describe the first-person nominative pronoun in English, while “is” is the conjugation of the copula specifically and solely for the third-person singular pronouns in English. I’m not actually certain what was intended by “perssin so,” so I cannot critique that. “I be” is very similar to your first mistake, as be is used in both the infinitive form and past tense, not for first-person present. “Hear” was likely intended to mean “here,” and if you read the message phonetically you get “I am a person of grammar, so I belong here.” If so, I’m not sure you do, considering you made all those mistakes and more in your sentence. That being said, you still can join this thread if you swear to post in the correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation!

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. I am now late to school because I took the time to write this post.

 

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

11 hours ago, Aetherbound said:

I is gramer, perssin so. I be long hear⸮

To add to the post above, "perssin" seems to be "person", thus the phrase posted translates to "I am a grammar person, so I belong here." At least, that's what I think you're saying.

[Argenti he/him]

5 hours ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

Most of those mistakes are not grammar, instead punctuation and spelling, the latter of which is not my area of expertise. But in “I is” you used the word is to describe the first-person nominative pronoun in English, while “is” is the conjugation of the copula specifically and solely for the third-person singular pronouns in English. I’m not actually certain what was intended by “perssin so,” so I cannot critique that. “I be” is very similar to your first mistake, as be is used in both the infinitive form and past tense, not for first-person present. “Hear” was likely intended to mean “here,” and if you read the message phonetically you get “I am a person of grammar, so I belong here.” If so, I’m not sure you do, considering you made all those mistakes and more in your sentence. That being said, you still can join this thread if you swear to post in the correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation!

 

Most of those mistakes are not grammar, grammar but instead instead punctuation and spelling, the latter of which is not my area of expertise. But in “I is” you used the word is to describe the first-person nominative pronoun in English, while “is” is the conjugation of the copula specifically and solely for the third-person singular pronouns in English. I’m not actually certain what was intended by “perssin so,” so I cannot critique that. “I be” is very similar to your first mistake, as be is used in both the infinitive form and past tense, not for the first person first-person present. “Hear” was likely intended to mean “here,” and if you read the message phonetically phonetically, you get “I am a person of grammar, so I belong here.” If so, I’m not sure you do, considering you made all those mistakes and more in your sentence. That being said, you still can join this thread if you swear to post in with the correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation! 
 

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The only real grammar mistake here was you used in instead of with. 
Grammarly go brrrr.

 

Edited November 2, 2023 by Argenti

[Ravenclawjedi42]

5 hours ago, Argenti said:

Most of those mistakes are not grammar, grammar but instead instead punctuation and spelling, the latter of which is not my area of expertise. But in “I is” you used the word is to describe the first-person nominative pronoun in English, while “is” is the conjugation of the copula specifically and solely for the third-person singular pronouns in English. I’m not actually certain what was intended by “perssin so,” so I cannot critique that. “I be” is very similar to your first mistake, as be is used in both the infinitive form and past tense, not for the first person first-person present. “Hear” was likely intended to mean “here,” and if you read the message phonetically phonetically, you get “I am a person of grammar, so I belong here.” If so, I’m not sure you do, considering you made all those mistakes and more in your sentence. That being said, you still can join this thread if you swear to post in with the correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation! 
 

 

I can’t believe I missed that. Did I really spell phonetically wrong?

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I have friends who do this to the stories I write all the time! I do not belong here. Fare thee well.

[Argenti he/him]

13 hours ago, Ravenclawjedi42 said:

I can’t believe I missed that. Did I really spell phonetically wrong?

You did not; Grammaly just claimed you missed a comma.

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 hours ago, Argenti said:

You did not; Grammaly just claimed you missed a comma.

Grammaly...yes, we love "Grammaly" so very much.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

22 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Grammaly...yes, we love "Grammaly" so very much.

*Contemplates posting a Grammarly ad, but decides not to because it’s too annoying.*

[Argenti he/him]

54 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Grammaly...yes, we love "Grammaly" so very much.

I do love Gram XD. 
 

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My misspelling powers are too strong. Nothing can stop me.

 

[Tea Leaf]

I saw this yesterday:

"every time you correct my grammar i think fewer of you."

Also I can be the dialogue manager here if you need one.

[Canada Lover]

I love grammar.

[Argenti he/him]

On 11/9/2023 at 6:45 AM, Canada Lover said:

I love grammar.

But does Gram love you?

[Canada Lover]

3 minutes ago, Argenti said:

But does Gram love you?

I doubt it.

[Argenti he/him]

Just now, Canada Lover said:

I doubt it.

Have you tried talking two her about it?
 

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[Canada Lover]

2 minutes ago, Argenti said:

Have you tried talking two her about it?
 

 

Please, stop. I'm not sure how much more of this I can take.

[Argenti he/him]

1 minute ago, Canada Lover said:

Please, stop. I'm not sure how much more of this I can take.

no; i will write how a i please when i please it and theres nothing you or any one else can do to stop me and meself's grammar.