The Unfair RP

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The dragon contemplates squishing.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

The dragon contemplates squishing.

The dragon will be squished unless he stops contemplating.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The dragon stops contemplating. And goes to eat flowers instead.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

The dragon stops contemplating. And goes to eat flowers instead.

All flowers are now poisoned. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

All flowers are now poisoned. 

The dragon likes poison and eats them all.

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

1 hour ago, Experience said:

But...what about The Honorable One? They were the only one who came forward with a Ketek...

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He was never pronounced winner.

Willy started a campfire.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

The dragon likes poison and eats them all.

Eating all the flowers is illegal. You can only eat 14 and a half.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Willy started a campfire.

Willy lights on fire, because all fires are now 200 times larger.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Eating all the flowers is illegal. You can only eat 14 and a half.

This is very sad as the dragon lives on poisonous flowers.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

This is very sad as the dragon lives on poisonous flowers.

Feeling sad is illegal.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Mya the satyr continues to curse your soul.

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

4 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Willy lights on fire, because all fires are now 200 times larger.

Willy has experience Being singed, so he is ok. Willy wonders if the great one can even enforce his rules.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Edema Rue said:

Mya the satyr continues to curse your soul.

Mya's soul gets cursed, because all curses are now reversed.

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

Willy dug a hole. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an ozzy smell, not yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on, or to eat: it was a hobbit hole, and that meant comfort.

Edited October 10, 2023 by ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ

[Edema Rue she/her]

37 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Mya's soul gets cursed, because all curses are now reversed.

Mya plays an uno reverse card.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Mya plays an uno reverse card.

Io plays a skip card.

28 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Willy dug a hole. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an ozzy smell, not yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on, or to eat: it was a hobbit hole, and that meant comfort.

COMFORT IS... LEGAL.

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

7 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Io plays a skip card.

COMFORT IS... LEGAL.

Willy smiles up at the great one in his hobbit hole and offers some cheese and bread and meat and comfort to him to. He offers a place to stay for a night.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

10 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Io plays a skip card.

The dragon plays a nope card. 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

Willy smiles up at the great one in his hobbit hole and offers some cheese and bread and meat and comfort to him to. He offers a place to stay for a night.

AH:

Offerings are illegal unless they’re offered to Ronald McDonald.

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

The dragon plays a nope card. 

I play a Neigh card.

[Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

AH:

Offerings are illegal unless they’re offered to Ronald McDonald.

I play a Neigh card.

Willy is saddened, but invites the dragon in as long as he promised to shrink himself and come in as a human avatar. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

AH:

Offerings are illegal unless they’re offered to Ronald McDonald.

I play a Neigh card.

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You are a man of culture as well I see

I play a challenge card!

[Edema Rue she/her]

Mya rigs the deck so that Io draws an exploding kitten.

[Experience he/him]

*puts on crown*

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

36 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

I play a challenge card!

I PLAY A CURSE CARD!

YOU MUST POST “AHHHHHHHH” EVERY TIME SOMEONE MENTIONS YOU!

2 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Mya rigs the deck so that Io draws an exploding kitten.

I cheat.

2 minutes ago, Experience said:

*puts on crown*

steals crown

[Experience he/him]

*puts on crown*

*again*