Anything and Everything Role Play

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

Arranis seems annoyed that dragon was being annoyed. "Hey you" he says to the spirits, "Why not go and attack the dragon" he smiles impishly

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2 hours ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

Arranis seems annoyed that dragon was being annoyed. "Hey you" he says to the spirits, "Why not go and attack the dragon" he smiles impishly

They look at him blankly. "Dra... gon?" They say, actually stopping attacking for a moment. 

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

On 10/3/2024 at 4:31 PM, Scars of Hathsin said:

Arranis seems annoyed that dragon was being annoyed. "Hey you" he says to the spirits, "Why not go and attack the dragon" he smiles impishly

"Hush, carry on. No need to confuse them." 

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On 10/4/2024 at 5:38 PM, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

"Hush, carry on. No need to confuse them." 

"Can you... help?" Clay asked, cutting off the head of another evil teletubby. 

[echo74 she/her]

"Is it too late to join?" a cloud of purple air asked. "I'm Jeff."

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2 hours ago, echo74 said:

"Is it too late to join?" a cloud of purple air asked. "I'm Jeff."

Weaver looked over at Jeff. "Hello. Sure, you can join. Bad timing. You'll probably die."

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5 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Can you... help?" Clay asked, cutting off the head of another evil teletubby. 

4 hours ago, echo74 said:

"Is it too late to join?" a cloud of purple air asked. "I'm Jeff."

"Greetings. If I help, it will open me up to attack. However you are fairing considerably well."

[echo74 she/her]

6 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Weaver looked over at Jeff. "Hello. Sure, you can join. Bad timing. You'll probably die."

"Great," Jeff said nervously, twisting into long, frothy, purple tentacles. "I'll let you do the dying stuff. I'll just watch, thank you."

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1 hour ago, echo74 said:

"Great," Jeff said nervously, twisting into long, frothy, purple tentacles. "I'll let you do the dying stuff. I'll just watch, thank you."

A clown grabs Jeff's tentacles and starts to eat them.

[echo74 she/her]

37 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

A clown grabs Jeff's tentacles and starts to eat them.

Jeff quickly retracts his tentacles, curling sideways. "JUST BECAUSE I AM MADE OF AIR DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BREATHE ME!!!" 

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3 minutes ago, echo74 said:

Jeff quickly retracts his tentacles, curling sideways. "JUST BECAUSE I AM MADE OF AIR DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BREATHE ME!!!" 

The clown cackles, pulling out a flame thrower and trying to burn jeff.

[echo74 she/her]

Jeff huffs angrily. "You... STOP THAT! Right now or I'll... do really bad things." His tentacles bob up and down affirmatively.

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13 hours ago, echo74 said:

Jeff huffs angrily. "You... STOP THAT! Right now or I'll... do really bad things." His tentacles bob up and down affirmatively.

Clay rolled his eyes, and threw a discus, which chopped the Clown's head off. 

"Help, maybe?"

[echo74 she/her]

18 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Clay rolled his eyes, and threw a discus, which chopped the Clown's head off. 

"Help, maybe?"

Jeff bobs absently, tentacles extending to grab a rock and fling it at the dead clown. "Hi-ya?" 

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6 minutes ago, echo74 said:

Jeff bobs absently, tentacles extending to grab a rock and fling it at the dead clown. "Hi-ya?" 

"He's a lost cause." Weaver says. "Not a hero. Never will be a hero. Will die young and depressed."

"Nah, that was good!" Clay grins, "Keep at it!"

[echo74 she/her]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

"He's a lost cause." Weaver says. "Not a hero. Never will be a hero. Will die young and depressed."

"Nah, that was good!" Clay grins, "Keep at it!"

"I'm not 'Hero'," Jeff said, frowning. He floats down to retrieve his rock. "I'm Jeff."

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Just now, echo74 said:

"I'm not 'Hero'," Jeff said, frowning. He floats down to retrieve his rock. "I'm Jeff."

"Yes, yes Jeff." Clay nods. "You are very much Jeff."

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, echo74 said:

"I'm not 'Hero'," Jeff said, frowning. He floats down to retrieve his rock. "I'm Jeff."

wait help jeff is a cloud of air how is he frowning umm

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Yes, yes Jeff." Clay nods. "You are very much Jeff."

Jeff throws his rock in Weaver's direction. "I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN, VILLAIN!"

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Just now, echo74 said:

wait help jeff is a cloud of air how is he frowning umm

Jeff throws his rock in Weaver's direction. "I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN, VILLAIN!"

Weaver nonchalantly knocks it out of the air with his scythe. 

"No, Jeff. Not him. The creepy shadow monsters." Clay helpfully guides him, demonstrating by throwing his discus and beheading a skeleton dog.

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Weaver nonchalantly knocks it out of the air with his scythe. 

"No, Jeff. Not him. The creepy shadow monsters." Clay helpfully guides him, demonstrating by throwing his discus and beheading a skeleton dog.

Jeff bobs up and down. "I agree. They are very ugly. We must destroy all that is ugly. It is our duty." He grabs a new rock and flings it at a cockroach, pinning it.

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1 hour ago, echo74 said:

Jeff bobs up and down. "I agree. They are very ugly. We must destroy all that is ugly. It is our duty." He grabs a new rock and flings it at a cockroach, pinning it.

“Good job!”

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3 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

“Good job!”

"Yes, quite good." Dragon remarked.

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3 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

"Yes, quite good." Dragon remarked.

Weaver glares at the Dragon. Stinking magic lizards. Never were of much use. He continues killing things, but the situation just gets more dire.

[echo74 she/her]

20 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

“Good job!”

Jeff jiggles happily.

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On 10/9/2024 at 9:42 AM, echo74 said:

Jeff jiggles happily.

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Well that's never a sentence I thought I'd hear

A cat jumps on Jeff's head.