Five word story

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

21 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

Stick. Sticks commanded the KoD

Until [They] Betrayed him and won.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

8 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

Until [They] Betrayed him and won.

"him" being the Meteors that

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

39 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

"him" being the Meteors that

smashed Stick to bits, making 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

smashed Stick to bits, making 

The Knights [of] Darkness win forever.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 hours ago, The Wyver said:

The Knights [of] Darkness win forever.

The [rest of the] Sticks mourned Stick, a 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Doomslug the Arcane said:

The [rest of the] Sticks mourned Stick, a 

sorrowful sight. But [the] Knights [of] Darkness

[NerdSandwich she/her]

cried the hardest of all.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

15 hours ago, The Wyver said:

sorrowful sight. But [the] Knights [of] Darkness

15 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

The [rest of the] Sticks mourned Stick, a 

Let's stop with the [brackets], okay, that's cheating the rules

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

The Knight Darkness has fire

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

And mystical evil powers. They

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

protect Sticks for life. No

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Butters were happy, so they

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

rebelled. But sadly they lost. (  )

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Until Margarine came and defeated

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

Until Margarine came and defeated

The KoD. They surrendered and

KoD is Knights of Darkness

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

were executed. Pinkie, last of

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

KoD went on Daring Adventures™

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

22 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

KoD went on Daring Adventures™

, ending swiftly in death. Now, 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

They play AoBtD at funeral.

(Another One Bites The Dust)

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

, ending swiftly in death. Now, 

Brutus is an honorable man.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

But has many immoral tendencies.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Including, but not limited to: 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Murdering 90% of the Cosmere.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

(The 10% were all Dougs).

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

Committing unprovoked planet wide Arson