The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdSandwich she/her]

you didn't destroy the *Mews*

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

9 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Noo not again

I create a Maw 6 and give it my last Skybreaker honorblade, which means I can no longer use Gravitation. I also toss it an unsealed nicrosilmind with fullborn compounding, so it can counter any time bubbles.

This has already happened? I haven't kept track of the last few pages. 

I catch the nicrosilmind and run off with it. 

[Shatter He/Him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

you didn't destroy the *Mews*

what is a mew?

this?

he's already part of the dark side

my beloved

Edited November 14, 2025 by Shatter

[NerdSandwich she/her]

yes that is what a mew is not to be confused with μ

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

yes that is what a mew is not to be confused with μ

Who had previously made mew cry. 

 

It was at this time that my fortress finally floated over to Arrakis and settled there. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

This has already happened? I haven't kept track of the last few pages. 

I catch the nicrosilmind and run off with it. 

I jump into the Maw 6. Being my creation, the Maw chooses not to consume me. I operate the Maw 6 (still frying-pan shaped, by the way) from within the event horizon, lending it my fullborn compounding.

It Lashes itself towards you, duralumin-ironpulls on the metalmind, and consumes it.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I jump into the Maw 6. Being my creation, the Maw chooses not to consume me. I operate the Maw 6 (still frying-pan shaped, by the way) from within the event horizon, lending it my fullborn compounding.

It Lashes itself towards you, duralumin-ironpulls on the metalmind, and consumes it.

Please reference below

7 hours ago, Shatter said:

I get sick of all the Maws, Ascend, collect all the Shards, become Adonalsium, make it impossible to create Maws, destroy all existing Maws, and Shatter all the Shards. 

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

Please reference below

 

But

On 10/20/2022 at 6:47 AM, AltonicKeys said:

Your actions aren't too outlandish (The sandwich appears in my hand and stays there no matter what)

 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I take the Sandwich from @YouCantHaveMySandwich and then run and hide in a hidey hole.

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I think you had it but i'm not quite sure...

 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But

 

I see no problem with removing Maws. You should be able to think of multiple ways to circumvent that. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

I see no problem with removing Maws. You should be able to think of multiple ways to circumvent that. 

The Maw's Cognitive and Spiritual aspects regrow the physical one and do everything I said before

[Vyzkel He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I see no problem with removing Maws. You should be able to think of multiple ways to circumvent that. 

Anything goes in this thread, you could just say no.

I start a “Say NO to Maws” campaign that gains popularity and makes using Maws socially inexceptable and while this campaign is happening I steal the Sandwich.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Anything goes in this thread, you could just say no.

I start a “Say NO to Maws” campaign that gains popularity and makes using Maws socially inexceptable and while this campaign is happening I steal the Sandwich.

The Maw 6 (the only one alive) eats the campaign

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Said Maw is mobbed by billions of people who are against the use of Maws, banishing it to the shadow realm never to be seen again. You also get jumped by 39 buff guys in an alleyway.

Edited November 15, 2025 by Vyzkel

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

Said Maw is mobbed by billions of people who are against the use of Maws, banishing it to the shadow realm never to be seen again. You also get jumped by 39 buff guys in an alleyway.

The Maw eats the shadow realm and returns to eat the billions of people

The 39 buff guys get jumped by 390 Krell in an alley

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Said Maw is mobbed by billions of people who are against the use of Maws, banishing it to the shadow realm never to be seen again. You also get jumped by 39 buff guys in an alleyway.

The 39 buff guys proceed to be jumped by 1521 fish with legs in the same alleyway. 

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

The Maw eats the shadow realm and returns to eat the billions of people

The 39 buff guys get jumped by 390 Krell in an alley

That was an actually crazy ninja

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

The Maw eats the shadow realm and returns to eat the billions of people

The 39 buff guys get jumped by 390 Krell in an alley

I jump and bite the Maw out of frustration.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

I jump and bite the Maw out of frustration.

The Maw eats your bite and your jaw.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I pull another Maw out of the shadow realm and start petting it. (They're cute!!!!)

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I pull another Maw out of the shadow realm and start petting it. (They're cute!!!!)

They're black holes, you know?

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

4 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

They're black holes, you know?

They're still cute!!!! Cute black holes!!!!

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I find Uninteligenius in his hidey-hole and steal the Sandwich. I run away and ignore all the Maw business.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

16 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

I jump and bite the Maw out of frustration.

I nuke you to oblivion cuz why not.

41 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I find Uninteligenius in his hidey-hole and steal the Sandwich. I run away and ignore all the Maw business.

I chase after you and nuke you too.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I nuke you to oblivion cuz why not.

I chase after you and nuke you too.

The Maw 6 flies in, eats the nuke and the sandwich, and flies out.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

25 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

The Maw 6 flies in, eats the nuke and the sandwich, and flies out.

I grapling hook the Sandwich back and then summon the Maw 7 to eat the Maw 6.