The Battle for the Sandwich

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

33 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I offer you a pb&j sandwich

I eat it but am still sad. 

33 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I return from the dead and give you some food

I hug you. I don't care about food right now. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I eat it but am still sad. 

I hug you. I don't care about food right now. 

I hug you sadly and tightly back.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

17 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I hug you sadly and tightly back.

I secretly cut a piece of your hair. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 hour ago, Bird Furious said:

I eat it but am still sad. 

I hug you. I don't care about food right now. 

I give you chocolate

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I give you chocolate

I eat the chocolate. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Bird Furious said:

I secretly cut a piece of your hair. 

I secretly wonder why you did that.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I secretly wonder why you did that.

I will secretly use it to create a secret voodoo doll. As a secret hobby. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

14 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I will secretly use it to create a secret voodoo doll. As a secret hobby. 

I secretly wondered why.

[___ He/Him]

AND THEN EVERYTHING BLOWS UP

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

44 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I secretly wondered why.

Because I secretly said so. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

17 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Because I secretly said so. 

. . . okay

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

While the focus is shifted away from the sandwich I steal it with a Man in the Middle attack to discover its location.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1 hour ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

While the focus is shifted away from the sandwich I steal it with a Man in the Middle attack to discover its location.

I pulled a kelsier and am stapled to someones body now

You are now in the middle of the sandwich's location, your matter is sharing the same space. Nuclear reactions occur and you are nuclearly exploded away from the unharmed sandwich.

[___ He/Him]

11 minutes ago, dezaS said:

I pulled a kelsier and am stapled to someones body now

You are now in the middle of the sandwich's location, your matter is sharing the same space. Nuclear reactions occur and you are nuclearly exploded away from the unharmed sandwich.

Whoa I predicted the future

 

2 hours ago, coinshot1 said:

AND THEN EVERYTHING BLOWS UP

Here

[Unintelligenius he/him]

After said nuclear reactions occur, I run in very quickly and swipe the Sandwich then flap my arms really fast and start flying away.

[___ He/Him]

1 hour ago, Uninteligenius said:

After said nuclear reactions occur, I run in very quickly and swipe the Sandwich then flap my arms really fast and start flying away.

I remind you of gravity, then grab the sandwich from the squishy pile of broken bones.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

After said nuclear reactions occur, I run in very quickly and swipe the Sandwich then flap my arms really fast and start flying away.

Unbeknownst to you, I took your arms.

So there.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

I summon a perpendicularity to bring Investiture to the Physical Realm and restore maths. I bond a newly-created mathspren and become mathematically Radiant. I use my enhanced quantum tunnelling powers to steal the sandwich from @coinshot1. I also ensure @NerdyAarakocra is tortured in the Beyond for taking it from me.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

4 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I summon a perpendicularity to bring Investiture to the Physical Realm and restore maths. I bond a newly-created mathspren and become mathematically Radiant. I use my enhanced quantum tunnelling powers to steal the sandwich from @coinshot1. I also ensure @NerdyAarakocra is tortured in the Beyond for taking it from me.

I eat your spren.

Yum yum.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

24 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I eat your spren.

Yum yum.

I eat you and find my spren still in your digestive tract. I return to Radiance and torture you in the Beyond whilst continuing to admire my sandwich.

[___ He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I eat you and find my spren still in your digestive tract. I return to Radiance and torture you in the Beyond whilst continuing to admire my sandwich.

I come to stand beside you, inspecting the sandwich. I turn to you. "It really is a beauty, isn't it." I say. "We must protect it from unworthy mouths." I extend my hand to you, offering an alliance, to keep the sandwich from those unfit to behold its majesty.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

23 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I eat you and find my spren still in your digestive tract. I return to Radiance and torture you in the Beyond whilst continuing to admire my sandwich.

You find it impossible to eat an eldritch demon and keep your stomach (in all senses of the phrase)

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

48 minutes ago, coinshot1 said:

I come to stand beside you, inspecting the sandwich. I turn to you. "It really is a beauty, isn't it." I say. "We must protect it from unworthy mouths." I extend my hand to you, offering an alliance, to keep the sandwich from those unfit to behold its majesty.

I accept this alliance. 

27 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

You find it impossible to eat an eldritch demon and keep your stomach (in all senses of the phrase)

I cut my stomach out and regrow it by compounding gold.

[___ He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I accept this alliance.

We shake hands. I compound duralumin and use Connection to form an unbreakable bond.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Unbeknownst to you, I took your arms.

So there.

I steal them back and then steal your legs.