The Battle for the Sandwich

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

3 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

However, Gregorio did notsay he stole the sandwich. Therefore, I still have it. I start the Taylor defense.

 Oh my. Dumb me. 

I dumbly realize I forgot to grab the sandwich and smack my forehead. Must be the mushed brain. I turn back and sprint toward Nerdy. Though I also respect the chalk duel and watch from a distance.

Edited February 21, 2023 by Lord Gregorio

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I draw a line of Forbiddance in front of Gregorio. He comically runs into the invisible wall.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

1 minute ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I draw a line of Forbiddance in front of Gregorio. He comically runs into the invisible wall.

This cannot canonically happen, as I did not even get close enough to Nerdy. So I remain standing a distance away. Waiting for the chalk fight between Nerdy and Gak.

Edited February 21, 2023 by Lord Gregorio

[NameIess]

I summon a massive acid rainstorm to wash away the chalk.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Oh. Looks like we aren't getting a chalk fight.

I rush forward and snatch the sandwich from Nerdy, sprinting away again. I double check that it is indeed the sandwich and that I actually grabbed it. I also notice my brain mush isn't doing well, so I begin reforming it.

Edited February 21, 2023 by Lord Gregorio

[NameIess]

You promptly run into Nerdy’s line of forbiddance (which I shielded from the rain) and I run up and steal the Sandwich before you recover.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

OH my! I stay laying on the ground and stare at the sky, acid rain eroding my pumpkin skin.

[Immortal Platypus]

Ninja'd

Being an animal, I destroy the rain and take the sandwich from the holder as they're distracted by the pain of their summoned rain being destroyed.

Edited February 21, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Nerdy grabs a microphone and smiles. "Tonight, we have a fabulous Rithmatic melee! Our competitors are ready to duke it out for the ultimate prize... THE SANDWICH!"

Nerdy walks over to the Ally. "Here we have Platypus's Ally, a master from TLT. Tell us, Ally, what strategy do you intend to use?"

[NameIess]

Nameless frowns. “When did this thread become TLT canon?”

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Platypus's ally showed up."

[NameIess]

“Huh.”

I settle down to watch the match, preparing a dastardly plot to steal the Sandwich afterwards.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Nerdy turns to Nameless. "Hey, I need a color commentator. Can you take that job?"

[NameIess]

Nameless shrugs. “Maybe?”

[Gak he/him]

I finish redrawing my defense and chalklings (bats with massive googly eyes), and erase the line of forbiddance blocking them. they attack the taylor defense immediately

Edited February 21, 2023 by Gak

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows swap the sandwich sneakily, leaving a quark behind.

[Cash67]

A searchlight suddenly appears and scans the battlefield, finally focusing in on the sandwich for all to see

[Immortal Platypus]

4 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Nerdy grabs a microphone and smiles. "Tonight, we have a fabulous Rithmatic melee! Our competitors are ready to duke it out for the ultimate prize... THE SANDWICH!"

Nerdy walks over to the Ally. "Here we have Platypus's Ally, a master from TLT. Tell us, Ally, what strategy do you intend to use?"

"Uh... I'm not from TLT."

3 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

"Platypus's ally showed up."

"I'm Platypus's ally, not the ally from TLT. Sorry ya'll."

1 hour ago, Gak said:

I finish redrawing my defense and chalklings (bats with massive googly eyes), and erase the line of forbiddance blocking them. they attack the taylor defense immediately

Having released the chalklings, your defense is weak! Having finished my Animal defense, Platypus shoots lines of vigor and chalklings at you. Finishing of your weakened defense easily, I proceed to help you chalklings attack the damaged Taylor defense. It is destroyed and I claim the sandwich from the shadows. I realized they had it after seeing the Quark.

With my sandwich, I escape.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

On 2/21/2023 at 11:48 AM, UnfortunatelyNamed said:

I summon a massive acid rainstorm to wash away the chalk.

Boooooo I wanted to see the fight. At least there’s a Melee 

Edited February 23, 2023 by TheAlpha929

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, TheAlpha929 said:

Boooooo I wanted to see the fight. At least there’s a Melee 

too bad.

[NameIess]

A bolt of lightning hits you, and I wrench the sandwich from your smoking fingers

[Immortal Platypus]

I say ow, mostly unhurt. Tripping you with a wave, I take the nicely crisped sandwich from you.

[NameIess]

The ground shakes beneath your feet, causing you to trip and drop the sandwich into my waiting hands. I fly away propelled by a gust of air.

[Immortal Platypus]

Signing a contract to give me control of the air at the price of 16 rubber chickens which I promptly hand over to the previous owner, I keep you flying away, but blow the sandwich back into my hands.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I sign a contract to give me control of gravity, and use it to bring the Sandwich towards me while sending everyone else into space.

Edited February 23, 2023 by Sequence