Ask A Crow Anything

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

Do you want to go live with the giraffes?

[Going_North_cal]

....No

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Why not?

[Going_North_cal]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

Why not?

I like it here.

[Telrao she/her]

Choose your death:

1. Spontaneous combustion

2. Tickled to death

3. Yeeted into the Cosmere and get mauled by a chasmfiend

[Going_North_cal]

Uhh.

Either 3.5: Yeeted into the Cosmere, survive chasmfiend and live in Cosmere on Roshar

or 4: Peacefully, in the arms of my beloved.

[Cash67]

How are you today?

[Telrao she/her]

9 hours ago, CalanoCorvus said:

Uhh.

Either 3.5: Yeeted into the Cosmere, survive chasmfiend and live in Cosmere on Roshar

or 4: Peacefully, in the arms of my beloved.

HE FOUND THE LOOPHOLE *gasp*

Also, 4 is somehow simultaneously adorable and slightly morbid.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Yeah, Calano, why would you do that to your beloved?

[Going_North_cal]

7 hours ago, Cash67 said:

How are you today?

I'm doing quite well. Excited for Valentines.

 

2 hours ago, Telrao said:

HE FOUND THE LOOPHOLE *gasp*

Also, 4 is somehow simultaneously adorable and slightly morbid.

I'm good at adorable and morbid.

 

1 hour ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Yeah, Calano, why would you do that to your beloved?

I'm very dramatic. i would then appear to her in a dream and tell her it will all be okay.

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

What are you doing for Valentines?

[Going_North_cal]

9 hours ago, InfiniteInsanity said:

What are you doing for Valentines?

Luna and I are gonna go get In N Out, then probably just hang out and chill.

(and there will be kissing) (duh)

It should be fun, i go pick her up in like an hour 20 minutes

[InfiniteInsanity she/her]

17 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

Luna and I are gonna go get In N Out, then probably just hang out and chill.

(and there will be kissing) (duh)

It should be fun, i go pick her up in like an hour 20 minutes

Ooh! Have fun!

[Going_North_cal]

It's gonna be real fun :]

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What element would you choose of fire, water, earth, and air?

[Going_North_cal]

9 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

What element would you choose of fire, water, earth, and air?

Water!!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

58 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

Water!!

Would you choose ice, plant, or stay as just water?

[Going_North_cal]

12 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Would you choose ice, plant, or stay as just water?

plant is tempting, but I think just water

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

24 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

plant is tempting, but I think just water

You are a pure water!

You love to go with the flow and are wild and unpredictable. But you can be a peaceful stream for your friends when they are near, and a hammering waterfall to your foes! 

[Going_North_cal]

7 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

You are a pure water!

You love to go with the flow and are wild and unpredictable. But you can be a peaceful stream for your friends when they are near, and a hammering waterfall to your foes! 

yep sounds like me

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

If I said whistling thistles, what would be your first thought?

[Going_North_cal]

That you’ve asked this question before.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

4 minutes ago, CalanoCorvus said:

That you’ve asked this question before.

I actually haven't before. At least to my knowledge.

[Going_North_cal]

You might’ve in someone else’s AMA.. or just a similarly structured question in mine and that’s why.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, CalanoCorvus said:

You might’ve in someone else’s AMA.. or just a similarly structured question in mine and that’s why.

Similarly structured question not this specific question

Whistling thistles are a special kind of knife I invented for my book series.