Ask A Crow Anything

[Going_North_cal]

2 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

how do I get rid of the Shadow creature in the mirror?

Hmm....

That's a good question.

I suggest synthesizing a White Hole. Doing so would suck the Shadow creature (Which we will assume is made of Anti-Light) into the White Hole, thus sealing it away. All True Matter surrounding you (including yourself) would be fine. Then safely stow the White Hole in a magnetic containment field in Area 51, just to be safe.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

8 hours ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Hmm....

That's a good question.

I suggest synthesizing a White Hole. Doing so would suck the Shadow creature (Which we will assume is made of Anti-Light) into the White Hole, thus sealing it away. All True Matter surrounding you (including yourself) would be fine. Then safely stow the White Hole in a magnetic containment field in Area 51, just to be safe.

but a white hole emits, it does not consume.

[Going_North_cal]

7 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

but a white hole emits, it does not consume.

Au Contraire, a white hole emits True Matter, and does not consume True Matter. It does, however, consume everything but True Matter.

Therefore, you may use it to get rid of your Shadow creature.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

2 hours ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Au Contraire, a white hole emits True Matter, and does not consume True Matter. It does, however, consume everything but True Matter.

Therefore, you may use it to get rid of your Shadow creature.

so you're saying it consumes antimatter? also, how do you synthesize one?

[Going_North_cal]

36 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

so you're saying it consumes antimatter? also, how do you synthesize one?

I never said it consumes antimatter (albeit, that is possible) A White Hole can consume light, energy, and information (and the opposites of this stuff) and any matter cannot go in. Simply form an equation that reverses a Black Hole, and a White Hole will form.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

30 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

I never said it consumes antimatter (albeit, that is possible) A White Hole can consume light, energy, and information (and the opposites of this stuff) and any matter cannot go in. Simply form an equation that reverses a Black Hole, and a White Hole will form.

but white holes emit light energy and information

[Going_North_cal]

Hm so it does. I appear to have misread the report. Disregard everything I said.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

my question remains. Screaming at it doesn't work, or breaking it with a hammer.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

What's your favorite multiple of 5?

[Going_North_cal]

On 4/30/2022 at 6:45 PM, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

my question remains. Screaming at it doesn't work, or breaking it with a hammer.

Well, there's nothing I can do then. Sorry.

6 minutes ago, Sequence said:

What's your favorite multiple of 5?

20.

20 is a good number.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 hour ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Well, there's nothing I can do then. Sorry.

20.

20 is a good number.

Agreed.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

2 hours ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Well, there's nothing I can do then. Sorry.

20.

20 is a good number.

Drat. noone has been able to help. 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Who are you, and what have you done with the taynix?

[Going_North_cal]

On 5/7/2022 at 11:18 PM, Robin Sedai said:

Who are you, and what have you done with the taynix?

I went through a rebrand. The Taynix is still there, the persona has changed.

Still me, Robin, don't worry. Love you, bestie (platonically ofc)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Did you know that my fat black cat wants to eat you?

[Going_North_cal]

I did not, but now I do, and will avoid your fat black cat

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Wait, if you're now a crow and no longer a Taynix, are we still asking a Taynix anything in this thread?

[Going_North_cal]

uhhhh.

there.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

My cat was looking out the window and got really excited when he saw some crows.

Edited May 10, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

3 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

My was looking out the window and got really excited when he saw some crows.

If it was only two, what was seen was an attempted murder.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was only two so my cat attempted murder.

Edited May 10, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Guest]

Does your new username have any relation to Nevernight by Jay Kristoff?

Edited May 13, 2022 by Elf

[Going_North_cal]

8 hours ago, Elf said:

Does your new username have any relation to Nevernight by Jay Kristoff?

No. Allow me to explain the etymology of my new username.

I like crows so that's where Corvus came from. The Calano part is the first two letters of my first, middle, and last names mashed together. 'ca' 'la' 'no'

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I guess his name but we don't talk about that

What's your favorite church hymn?

[Going_North_cal]

5 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

I guess his name but we don't talk about that

 

the fact that now TWW knows my name lmao

 

6 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

What's your favorite church hymn?

uhhh hold on lemme scroll through i forget it's name... i know it's in the first 10 tho...

AH THERE IT IS. number 2. The Spirit Of God. It sounds soooooo gooooooood when being sung in a chapel full of Saints. Absolutely awesome.