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(The Final Empire)

Vin: Mia from Princess Diaries (tries to be invisible and is good at it, but ends up getting a makeover and going to a ball)

Kelsier: "The Survivor is never late; everyone else is simply early"

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On 8/16/2022 at 3:07 AM, Fezzik said:

Adolin is the son of the new king, Highking Dalinar of Urithiru, which odiumium was also correct about.

I forgot about the hHighking stuff, sorry.

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1 hour ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

Tien: Tiny Tim except he doesn't survive.

I know Tien is a fictional character, but Brandon's writing is so good it still feels somehow disrespectful to joke about his death.

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11 minutes ago, Elias said:

I know Tien is a fictional character, but Brandon's writing is so good it still feels somehow disrespectful to joke about his death.

I feel you. I still cry at night about Tien. 

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:(:rolleyes: There I go, joking again. Seriously though? I'm still sad whenever I think of him. 

 

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should I start a Let's Mourn Tien thread? Along with maybe all the overlooked dead characters?
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21 minutes ago, Elias said:

I know Tien is a fictional character, but Brandon's writing is so good it still feels somehow disrespectful to joke about his death.

Oh, then you should not here the jokes about evi.

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My favorite one comes from this tumbler post that's like:

Which Cosmere world has the most ash?

You think it'd be Scadrial, but Roshar has Mo'ash.

 

And someone else says: Roshar also has Evi.

 

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On 12/21/2022 at 10:42 AM, Frustration said:

Oh, then you should not here the jokes about evi.

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My favorite one comes from this tumbler post that's like:

Which Cosmere world has the most ash?

You think it'd be Scadrial, but Roshar has Mo'ash.

 

And someone else says: Roshar also has Evi.

 

Here's a classic

Evi: I am Evi

Dalinar: But you could be fire

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8 hours ago, KaladinWorldsinger said:

Here's a classic

Evi: I am Evi

Dalinar: But you could be fire

*chokes*

I feel bad for laughing

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Endowment - you get a breath, you get a breath, you get a breath, everybody get's a breath
Ambition - I'm gonna conquer the entire... aww sh*t i'm dead
Preservation - humans before bros
Ruin - Tragically betrayed by his business partner and then trapped by him inside the well
Odium - Killed and replaced by a stupid but nice guy who used sword that is to dumb to undarstand what's it doing
Honor - Put a mass murderer in prison but was killed in action
Cultivation - Her lover was killed so she replaced his murderer with another one
Autonomy - Uncontrolled mitosis
Devotion - Most likely had Stockholm syndrome
Dominion - Bully form the 90's
Mercy - Probably participated in a murder
Walor - So reasonable that we know nothing about it
Whimsy - Go with the flow and don't give a fu*k
Invention - Hopefully inventor of first sharddildo
Virtuosity - Probably heard/saw a piece of art that was so bad she splintered herself
Survival shard - Started playing hide and seek but then realizes that has no friends so stopped hiding
Harmony - Has a little devil and angel on his shoulders, but decided not to listen to any of them and just sit in his room and asks his wax mom to do anything for him. Also don't want to use discord (probably prefer's skype)

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