Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Just now, Szeth_Pancakes said: ._. Spoiler it was meant as a joke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Hide contents it was meant as a joke ...I know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 (edited) any way, Vin, (at least in the well of ascension): Insecure can't decide anything. Kelsier: has mental issues, has a weird sense of honor, and hates noble people. Edited April 21, 2021 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vonnegut Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 On 4/19/2021 at 7:45 PM, Szeth_Pancakes said: Hoid: Complete asshole who inadvertently causes major character development via storytelling. That's actually a very accurate description. Szeth: flies and kills people because of a rock, then stops flying for a while and just talks to a sword, then flies again 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancer Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 Marsh: Masochist who loves getting spiked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elias Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) Marsh: Emotional masochist rebellion agent, then double agent, then triple agent Vin: orphan girl who joins a cult then gets really into governmental reform Kelsier: living (debatable), breathing (probably not these days) plot twist Sazed: metal nerd, rebel servant, savior and destroyer, god of oxymorons Era 2 Wax: nobleman gets way too into a game of cowboys and indians Steris: self-aware anal-retentive and looking pointedly average doing it Marasi: blows minds with crime statistics Wayne: Hoid, but mortal, on Scadrial, with a twist Edited May 1, 2021 by Elias Added a few things 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 22 hours ago, Elias said: Marsh: Emotional masochist rebellion agent, then double agent, then triple agent Vin: orphan girl who joins a cult then gets really into governmental reform Kelsier: living (debatable), breathing (probably not these days) plot twist Sazed: metal nerd, rebel servant, savior and destroyer, god of oxymorons Era 2 Wax: nobleman gets way too into a game of cowboys and indians Steris: self-aware anal-retentive and looking pointedly average doing it Marasi: blows minds with crime statistics Wayne: Hoid, but mortal, on Scadrial, with a twist Kelsier probably is breathing these days. Side effect of having a body. Whether or not he NEEDS to is debatable. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 9 hours ago, Kingsdaughter613 said: Kelsier probably is breathing these days. Side effect of having a body. Whether or not he NEEDS to is debatable. Side effects include: breathing, having a heartbeat, potential bleeding, heart attack and death. Ask your doctor if having a body is right for you. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ander Stormwindrunner Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 On 4/19/2021 at 5:21 PM, KenzoBlue said: Shallan: Young woman who suffers from Alzheimer's develops split personality disorder to protect herself from her Alzheimer's That's about right 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ander Stormwindrunner Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 On 4/21/2021 at 10:47 AM, Szeth_Pancakes said: Kaladin the paladin - he was terribly depressed. And then he was a Windrunner! an' was he then? And depression, terribly, was he - paladin the Kaladin. Shallan had trauma. Death - the murders - her dad, her mom. Her mom, her dad - her murders. Deathly trauma, had Shallan. These may be the worst keteks in existence. Also nice keteks 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 21 minutes ago, Ander Stormwindrunner said: Also nice keteks Thanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ander Stormwindrunner Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 (edited) Taravangian: part-time genius, part-time empath, all-time megalomaniac. Stick: Shallan's ultimate nemesis Eshonai: Dora the Explorer, but alien, but buff, but eventually evil. Syl: actual manic pixie dream girl Chiri-chiri: flying magic insect cat who's owner is a disabled woman. Pattern: swirly math spirit. Teft: grumpy reformed-ish drug addict who's best friend is young enough to be his son. That's all I got for now but I'll probably be back later Edited May 12, 2021 by Ander Stormwindrunner Just noticed a typo 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+CallsignZen Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 12 hours ago, Ander Stormwindrunner said: Eshonai: Dora the Explorer, but alien, but buff, but eventually evil. this is amazing thank you for making my day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ander Stormwindrunner Posted May 11, 2021 Report Share Posted May 11, 2021 5 hours ago, CallsignZen said: this is amazing thank you for making my day You are quite welcome 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted May 14, 2021 Report Share Posted May 14, 2021 Kaladin - Guy who finds it difficult to care about anything, cares too much about everything so everyone thinks he's just sad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ander Stormwindrunner Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 (edited) Now for some non-Stormlight ones! Spensa (for those who know Fire Emblem Awakening): if Owain and Cynthia had a child. Spensa (for those who do not): overzealous teen who bullies her friend into becoming a pilot and her flightleader into having a stupid name. M-Bot: Pattern, but a robot. You know it's true. Vin: Shallan's Veil personality as a real person, but with Allomancy. Doomslug the Destroyer: shouldn't this name be self-evident? Sadly not... Vivenna: "Oh no I must protect Siri" Siri: "Wow, Hallandren is amazing!" EDIT: M-Bot is Pattern, but a robot that is obsessed with mushrooms. That is an important detail that I left out. Edited May 16, 2021 by Ander Stormwindrunner 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 Hoid: A chaotic space wizard Waldo who foresees instant noodles. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regent Posted May 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 (edited) On 5/17/2021 at 6:58 AM, Ander Stormwindrunner said: Spensa (for those who do not): overzealous teen who bullies her friend into becoming a pilot and her flightleader into having a stupid name. Jorgen: is the said flightleader Bim: the one dude who everyone knew is in danger the moment he was introduced. Syl: That one wholesome friend that everyone needs Edited May 18, 2021 by caramel_ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JNV Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 Slnc: Lckd hr dd grndmthr n th clst fr yrs. Kbsl: Psnd jm nthsst. Pttrn: B bt wth hmmng nstd f bzzng. Sxth f th Dsk: ld-fshnd sxst. Msh/Vr: dlst bt sd. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 18, 2021 Report Share Posted May 18, 2021 Kaladin: the guy everyone knew would end up being Professor Depression. Shallan: her family is poor so she tries to steal from rich people (like Robbin hood, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, poor= herself). Dalinar: grumpy old guy, people only listen to him because he was intimidating when he was younger. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCruelSadist Posted May 31, 2021 Report Share Posted May 31, 2021 I was expecting a guessing game, if anyone wants to take a stab at these. 1) Jackass. 2) Only acknowledges Gods... and inanimate objects. 3) Thinks they're the life of every party. They show up, drink all your good booze, then try to start an adventure - regardless of what was going on when they arrived. 4) The Official "This is Fine" Fan Club [btw if you've never read Gunshow comics or any of KC's other works, I highly suggest it. Here are some of my favorites, but some of the other comics aren't strictly SFW] 5) NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDS [same for DBZ Abridged] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadesmar13 Posted June 3, 2021 Report Share Posted June 3, 2021 Finally, I have found a post in which my skill at being really bad at describing things can shine!!! The Stick™: Is a stick. Kaladin: More espresso, less depresso Hoid: Nosy neighbor Pattern: MMMMMMMMMM lies Okay, turns out I'm bad at describing things badly on purpose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starborn42 Posted June 8, 2021 Report Share Posted June 8, 2021 Spensa: "You're a fire, Spin." -Jorgen Weight See, Spensa is stubborn but more cooperative than le Stick™ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted June 13, 2021 Report Share Posted June 13, 2021 (edited) Lessie: Look! Veil is a real person! Veil: Look! It's Lessie manifesting in a schizophrenic girl's mind! Amaram: A lot like Eragon. He "needed a sword" so he got a sword, killing a hellova lot of people along the way. Evi: This girl's on fire. Adolin: Chummy murderer. Rannette: Grumpy gay master gunsmith (my heroine). TenSoon: There is an imposter among us and it very well may be a smart puppers. Elend: Rebellious nerd meets cute assassin and becomes Napolean. Vin: Street urchin joins cult and makes some friends; decides the cult leader is her dad. Kel: Thief gets superpowers and starts a cult; adopts street urchin and becomes Jesus. Edited June 16, 2021 by Elend Venture 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 22, 2021 Report Share Posted June 22, 2021 [redacted RoW character]: [R E D A C T E D]. Khriss: scholar person who researches the universe. Kelsier: made a thief crew, died, got another bigger crew. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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