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*Smacks everyone who ever visited this thread*

Repeat after me. I will never break a stick on purpose again. I will try my best to avoid breaking sticks at all costs. If I break a stick on purpose, my life is forfeit. If I break a stick on accident three times, my life is forfeit. Amen.

Join me fellow Sharders, in the stick cult!

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3 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

because they are. because we're a cult and we kill people who ask to many questions. I'll summon Aes sedai to kill you if I need to.

... No more questions, but the rain bringeth truth and knowledge so... *Running away* How can you trust stick?

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1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said:

That it doth, but stick is superior. stick allows mankind to survive. stick lead to all human achievement.

Water the tree, for one day it will give many sticks, only a heretic would eschew water. Only fire should fear the water.

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Just now, Witless of Shinovar said:

sorry for double posting, but this is too important to not post immediately. 

https://www.brandonsanderson.com/words-of-radiance-deleted-interlude-stick/

 

*gasps*

*GASPS*

HOLY SCUD

THIS SHALL BE OUR CHANT

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Just now, Telrao said:

*gasps*

*GASPS*

HOLY SCUD

THIS SHALL BE OUR CHANT

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I AM SO GLAD I WATCHED A RANDOM YOUTUBE VIDEO TITLED: 10 MINUTES OF USELESS COSMERE FACTS. I NEVER WOULD HAVE FOUND THIS MASTERPIECE OF LITERATURE

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