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11 hours ago, Tani said:

I have some bad news

Once, I accidentally stepped on a stick

and it broke

TANI NOOO

It was an accident, so that's one strike out of three before the STICK OF DOOM shall come upon thee!

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5 minutes ago, SymphonianBookworm said:

Guys. If sticks = trees = paper...

Does that mean we can't use paper??

A true stick needs no tree to uphold its power. Paper is simply wood that was too weak to ever become a stick.

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1 hour ago, Cash67 said:

A true stick needs no tree to uphold its power. Paper is simply wood that was too weak to ever become a stick.

Indeed, fellow cultist fellow! If a tree becomes paper, it was too weak and unworthy to give birth to the almighty sticks! Therefore, fate has spoken, and the pure power of sticks shall reign supreme!

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19 minutes ago, Tani said:

Hey look

"That's happened more than three times. (And some of them weren't accidents.)"

*SCREAMING*

WITLESS

WE HAVE ALREADY PUNISHED TANI WITH THE STICK OF PUNISHMENT

WHAT DO WE DOOOOOOO

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33 minutes ago, Telrao said:

*SCREAMING*

WITLESS

WE HAVE ALREADY PUNISHED TANI WITH THE STICK OF PUNISHMENT

WHAT DO WE DOOOOOOO

I have a confession to make. I've been lying to you. It's time to come clean

I too have broken a stick. on purpose. multiple times

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2 hours ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

I have a confession to make. I've been lying to you. It's time to come clean

I too have broken a stick. on purpose. multiple times

*screams*

*wait*

I've been lying to you... I too have broken a stick on purpose. But we can be forgiven - by the Stick of Atonement!

LET THE STICK ANOINT THY HEAD WITH SAP. THEN THOU SHALT BE CLEANSED! *donks own head with stick*

COME FORTH, MY COMPANIONS! LET YOURSELF BE CLEANSED!

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9 hours ago, Telrao said:

*screams*

*wait*

I've been lying to you... I too have broken a stick on purpose. But we can be forgiven - by the Stick of Atonement!

LET THE STICK ANOINT THY HEAD WITH SAP. THEN THOU SHALT BE CLEANSED! *donks own head with stick*

COME FORTH, MY COMPANIONS! LET YOURSELF BE CLEANSED!

YES! REDEMPTION!
*proceeds to get bonked with the Stick of Atonement*

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