The cult of the stick

[TheAlpha929 Forescout]

4 hours ago, Aes Sedai said:

On a stickier note, we trimmed our trees yesterday and now I have several hundred sticks littering my yard.

Trimming trees, huh? Sticks all over the yard, huh? I’m not sure if this is blasphemous or a blessing from The Stick (may His Stickiness be praised)

Edited March 20 by TheAlpha929

[solarcat House Lord]

5 minutes ago, TheAlpha929 said:

Trimming trees, huh? Sticks all over the yard, huh? I’m not sure if this is blasphemous or a blessing from The Stick (may His Stickiness be praised)

Well I guess we could interpret verse 35:8 of the ancient stick texts as the trees holding the sticks on their branches against the sticks' will. So in theory, the sticks were freed from their bondages.

Edited March 20 by solarcat

[Being of Cacophony Misting]

ferrel cats? I thought those were the things on stringed instruments' bows.

[solarcat House Lord]

52 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

ferrel cats? I thought those were the things on stringed instruments' bows.

Well I guess in this context they aren't. Also in my opinion, ferrel cats are far more superior than feral cats, domestic cats, and domestic dog cats.

Edited March 20 by solarcat

[Being of Cacophony Misting]

but... what about...

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ferrel dogs?

 

[solarcat House Lord]

2 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

but... what about...

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ferrel dogs?

 

Oh no ferrel dogs aren't anywhere near as skilled in their feruchemical abilities as ferrel cats.

Edited March 20 by solarcat

[The Wandering Wizard Rambleman]

Ferrel cats! Yes!

*continues to chew on The Stick*

[Telrao Full Feruchemist]

That... what...

*carefully places the actual STICK on the Altar*

[The Wandering Wizard Rambleman]

*Appears on The Altar and starts chewing THE STICK* 

[Telrao Full Feruchemist]

*The STICK begins to vibrate with POWER*

[solarcat House Lord]

Ferrel cats lived in lands to the North and previously esteemed themselves for their organized coalition of clans, hierarchy, and their equal division of land parcels. Albeit, as mentioned earlier, things had recently changed because of divisive religous beliefs. New revelations of a vibrating and sentient stick were quickly spread throughout the clans. More cats were joining the sticky stick clan (dominated by the stick cult beliefs) day by day.

Edited March 20 by solarcat

[Being of Cacophony Misting]

but... ferrel dogs have a secret weapon. They are all Mistborn. And some are full feruchemists. That means some are Fullborn.

[Wittles of Shinovar Dakhor Monk]

...

Now I need to know what animals are the Hemalurgists

[solarcat House Lord]

but the ferrel dogs... they didn't have the power of the stick religion on their side! In fact they were heretics of the cult-

Edited March 21 by solarcat

[Being of Cacophony Misting]

No they weren't! The ferrel dogs were the ones that founded our cult religion! They are the most loyal! They just were persecuted for their beliefs and have been unable to come back to us.

47 minutes ago, Wittles of Shinovar said:

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Now I need to know what animals are the Hemalurgists

I think it's the monkeys. And the cows. and any animal that got spiked  

[NerdyAarakocra King's Wit]

Google translated the stick interlude:

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We are here

Have you ever had a bad day? gamba nti hi hi hi hi fi

H.W.

This is how it happened!

Hmmm, I'm sorry, friend? We are here

H.W.

We are here

We are here

We are here

 

 

[Telrao Full Feruchemist]

6 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Google translated the stick interlude:

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We are here

Have you ever had a bad day? gamba nti hi hi hi hi fi

H.W.

This is how it happened!

Hmmm, I'm sorry, friend? We are here

H.W.

We are here

We are here

We are here

 

 

That's... only a bit spooky...

[Wittles of Shinovar Dakhor Monk]

On 3/21/2023 at 4:21 PM, NerdyAarakocra said:

Google translated the stick interlude:

  Reveal hidden contents

 

We are here

Have you ever had a bad day? gamba nti hi hi hi hi fi

H.W.

This is how it happened!

Hmmm, I'm sorry, friend? We are here

H.W.

We are here

We are here

We are here

 

 

Stick is going to, or already has infected our minds Radiance style

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Hollow knight reference

 

[solarcat House Lord]

ferrel cat spotted;

Edited March 26 by solarcat

[Telrao Full Feruchemist]

*GESP*

THAT'S A FULL FERUCATMIST! HE KNOWS OUR SECRETS NOW!!

[Cone Slice Pahn Kahl]

A cult? On a forum? huh.

[TheAlpha929 Forescout]

Now you must join!!! Hahaha!!!

PRAISE THE STICK!!!

[Being of Cacophony Misting]

PRAISE BE THE ONE TRUE STICK!!!!!!!!!

[TheAlpha929 Forescout]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

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[Being of Cacophony Misting]

Just now, TheAlpha929 said:

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????????????????

Why?

I have discovered something weird. If you put on the strike through before you change the color and highlights, it doesn't show