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4 hours ago, Aes Sedai said:

On a stickier note, we trimmed our trees yesterday and now I have several hundred sticks littering my yard.

Trimming trees, huh? Sticks all over the yard, huh? I’m not sure if this is blasphemous or a blessing from The Stick (may His Stickiness be praised)

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5 minutes ago, TheAlpha929 said:

Trimming trees, huh? Sticks all over the yard, huh? I’m not sure if this is blasphemous or a blessing from The Stick (may His Stickiness be praised)

Well I guess we could interpret verse 35:8 of the ancient stick texts as the trees holding the sticks on their branches against the sticks' will. So in theory, the sticks were freed from their bondages.

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52 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

ferrel cats? I thought those were the things on stringed instruments' bows.

Well I guess in this context they aren't. Also in my opinion, ferrel cats are far more superior than feral cats, domestic cats, and domestic dog cats.

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Ferrel cats lived in lands to the North and previously esteemed themselves for their organized coalition of clans, hierarchy, and their equal division of land parcels. Albeit, as mentioned earlier, things had recently changed because of divisive religous beliefs. New revelations of a vibrating and sentient stick were quickly spread throughout the clans. More cats were joining the sticky stick clan (dominated by the stick cult beliefs) day by day.

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No they weren't! The ferrel dogs were the ones that founded our cult religion! They are the most loyal! They just were persecuted for their beliefs and have been unable to come back to us.

47 minutes ago, Wittles of Shinovar said:

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Now I need to know what animals are the Hemalurgists

I think it's the monkeys. And the cows. and any animal that got spiked :P 

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6 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Google translated the stick interlude:

  Reveal hidden contents

 

We are here

Have you ever had a bad day? gamba nti hi hi hi hi fi

H.W.

This is how it happened!

Hmmm, I'm sorry, friend? We are here

H.W.

We are here

We are here

We are here

 

 

That's... only a bit spooky...

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On 3/21/2023 at 4:21 PM, NerdyAarakocra said:

Google translated the stick interlude:

  Reveal hidden contents

 

We are here

Have you ever had a bad day? gamba nti hi hi hi hi fi

H.W.

This is how it happened!

Hmmm, I'm sorry, friend? We are here

H.W.

We are here

We are here

We are here

 

 

Stick is going to, or already has infected our minds Radiance style

Spoiler

Hollow knight reference

 

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