The cult of the stick

[The Wandering Wizard Rambleman]

Mewo! Mew! Meow!

*bats at hand viciously*

[Telrao Full Feruchemist]

*giggles and allows hand to be absolutely massacred by this tiny adorable kitten*

[Being of Cacophony Misting]

*gently takes the Stick of Reprimand from the kitty without it noticing*

*wants to play with the kitty but it's Telrao's turn, so waits*

[TheAlpha929 Forescout]

Kitty? Aww so cute 

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But cats are evil

 

[Telrao Full Feruchemist]

10 hours ago, TheAlpha929 said:

Kitty? Aww so cute 

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But cats are evil

 

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CATS ARE WONDERFUL CREATURES

SOME ARE EVIL YES BUT OTHERS ARE ABSOLUTE ANGELS

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*points freshly gnawed STICK OF REPRIMAND at Alpha*

BEWARE OF WHAT YOU SAY, MORTAL!

[TheAlpha929 Forescout]

I have met few good cats—very few.

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[Telrao Full Feruchemist]

HmmMMMMmMMMmm

You shall not be bonked, then.

PRAISE BE TO THE ONE TRUE STICK!

[The Wandering Wizard Rambleman]

1 hour ago, Telrao said:

HmmMMMMmMMMmm

You shall not be bonked, then.

PRAISE BE TO THE ONE TRUE STICK!

*Paws at stick again*

[Telrao Full Feruchemist]

*gives Wizard the STICK OF CUTENESS to gnaw on*

[The Wandering Wizard Rambleman]

*Gnaws on the stick of reprimand*

[Telrao Full Feruchemist]

*gently bonks Wizard with a bendy twig*

[The Wandering Wizard Rambleman]

*Snaps bendy twig in teeth*

*Looks for more sticks to chew on*

[Telrao Full Feruchemist]

*gently pushes a pile of twigs in from of Wizard*

[Being of Cacophony Misting]

Twigs are also trees to weak to become sticks.

[Aes Sedai Shardbearer]

You used the wrong 'to'.

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[solarcat House Lord]

Cats domesticated by their owners were subservient to the cult of the stick depending on whether their owners were ardent of the cult themselves. Whereas the wild or ferrel cats held their own religious beliefs. The increasingly divisive religous beliefs held by the cats was a factor in the further balkanization of clan lands. One of the clans, *insert whatever name you guys choose*, followed the stick religion zealously.

Edited March 16 by solarcat

[Being of Cacophony Misting]

dang, i meant to fix that, but then i didn't

[TheAlpha929 Forescout]

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[KiJ Spearman]

On 3/16/2023 at 11:34 AM, solarcat said:

Cats domesticated by their owners were subservient to the cult of the stick depending on whether their owners were ardent of the cult themselves. Whereas the wild or ferrel cats held their own religious beliefs. The increasingly divisive religous beliefs held by the cats was a factor in the further balkanization of clan lands. One of the clans, *insert whatever name you guys choose*, followed the stick religion zealously.

I think you should call the clan "Sticky Stick"

Also this is the nerdiest thing I've done on this website so far lmao

[TheAlpha929 Forescout]

This is the nerdiest thing you’ve done here? Many more await…

STICKALMIGHTYSTICK

[Cash67 Silent Gatherer]

On 3/15/2023 at 7:06 PM, Telrao said:

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CATS ARE WONDERFUL CREATURES

SOME ARE EVIL YES BUT OTHERS ARE ABSOLUTE ANGELS

 

The best cats act like dogs: they will sit with you for hours and also play fetch (I have had one cat like this and he was great. He guarded my room when I was little)

CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED STICK PRAISE WITH ALL THE EFFECTS IN STICK COLOR

[solarcat House Lord]

Contrary to that, in the lands of the ferrel cats, domestic cats that acted as if they were dogs were the most shunned. Ferrel cats valued their independence and hunting prowess, and any domestic cat would be troublesome if they were to join one of the clans.

Edited March 19 by solarcat

[Telrao Full Feruchemist]

Ferrel cats also possessed Feruchemical abilities - and are not to be confused with feral cats  

[Aes Sedai Shardbearer]

Um. Cats with the ability to nap on the stomach of a human for hours are the most prized today.

On a stickier note, we trimmed our trees yesterday and now I have several hundred sticks littering my yard.

[solarcat House Lord]

17 hours ago, Telrao said:

Ferrel cats also possessed Feruchemical abilities - and are not to be confused with feral cats  

True, yes don't confuse them.