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The cult of the stick


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10 hours ago, TheAlpha929 said:

Kitty? Aww so cute 

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But cats are evil

 

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CATS ARE WONDERFUL CREATURES

SOME ARE EVIL YES BUT OTHERS ARE ABSOLUTE ANGELS

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*points freshly gnawed STICK OF REPRIMAND at Alpha*

BEWARE OF WHAT YOU SAY, MORTAL!

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Cats domesticated by their owners were subservient to the cult of the stick depending on whether their owners were ardent of the cult themselves. Whereas the wild or ferrel cats held their own religious beliefs. The increasingly divisive religous beliefs held by the cats was a factor in the further balkanization of clan lands. One of the clans, *insert whatever name you guys choose*, followed the stick religion zealously.

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On 3/16/2023 at 11:34 AM, solarcat said:

Cats domesticated by their owners were subservient to the cult of the stick depending on whether their owners were ardent of the cult themselves. Whereas the wild or ferrel cats held their own religious beliefs. The increasingly divisive religous beliefs held by the cats was a factor in the further balkanization of clan lands. One of the clans, *insert whatever name you guys choose*, followed the stick religion zealously.

I think you should call the clan "Sticky Stick"

Also this is the nerdiest thing I've done on this website so far lmao

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On 3/15/2023 at 7:06 PM, Telrao said:
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CATS ARE WONDERFUL CREATURES

SOME ARE EVIL YES BUT OTHERS ARE ABSOLUTE ANGELS

 

The best cats act like dogs: they will sit with you for hours and also play fetch (I have had one cat like this and he was great. He guarded my room when I was little)

CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED STICK PRAISE WITH ALL THE EFFECTS IN STICK COLOR

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Contrary to that, in the lands of the ferrel cats, domestic cats that acted as if they were dogs were the most shunned. Ferrel cats valued their independence and hunting prowess, and any domestic cat would be troublesome if they were to join one of the clans.

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