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Walter was troubled. He was so bad, Sadeas couldn't have him in the guard anymore, so he put him on a bridge crew. The first bridge run, the crew got hit by tons of enemy fire. The bridge went down right on Walter. Good thing though, because Sadeas' archers were able to shield themselves behind the bridge.

A young archer, on his first gem run. He was scared! A grizzled old archer says, "I'm on you side, when times are rough, and pain is all around. Like a bridge over troubled Walter."

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How many Lightweavers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to draw the lightbulb on the ground, one to draw it in the socket, one to make an illusion of it in the socket, one to argue the ethics of lightbulb production with an Elsecaller, and one to convince a passerby to change it.

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Why did the chull fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the second chull fall out of the tree?

It was lashed to the first chull.

Why did the third chull fall out of the tree?

He thought it was a game.

Why did the tree fall down?

It thought it was a chull.

How did the chulls get up in the tree?

Nobody knows. . .

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Imagin if Tarangavian had a wife like Frozone from the Incredibles did.

"Honey, where are my syringes? I need to take the life of an innocent child."

"I-I put 'em away."

"Where is away?"

"Why do you need to know?"

"Roshar is in danger!"

"My evening is in danger!"

"It's for the greater good!"

"The greater good?! I am your wife! I am the 'greatest good' you're ever gonna get!"

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