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26 minutes ago, Not an Ookla said:

*Walks in and sits down extremely causally.*

Why hello there, I'm Still Not an Ookla (I don't wanna change my name back), the most amazing person in the room. Unless you're more amazing than me. Then I'll have to revise my list.

Now what were you saying? :P

Hello! Welcome! I assume you belong here since you are here.

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Today in my class, we were listing things that we wanted to be. Then we were supposed to find a partner and tell them that they were the things they wanted to be, and then tell ourselves we were the things we wanted to be. There were an odd number of people in the class, so I paired with the teacher.

She told me that I already was all of those things. :) I'm so happy! Because I didn't think I was!

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  • 11 months later...

I would say I'm the bee's knees had I the requisite knowledge to be sure that bees had knees. Failing that, I'll just say that I'm as great as myself, and that's quite the bar.

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  • 2 months later...

*Emery the Windrunner walks in head held high.*
 

“As you all can clearly see I am the most amazing person ever, and am automatically in this club!”

*he walks over to an empty seat and sits down. He then whispers to himself.*
 

“Ha, the fools have no idea that I am a loser, and hate myself.”

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