Vampire club

[Tesh Steel Inquisitor]

Join us if-

~You like being awake at night

~When awake during the day, you prefer to avoid going outside

~You prefer avoiding the company of other humans, and instead seek out the companionship of others like yourselves- the undead

~Plain garlic seems really gross

(Feel free to offer up suggestions to this list).

If you are not a vampire, feel free to join us anyways as an honorary member. It might be useful to have friends among our ranks. 

But, if you are a vampire, remember, people are friends, not food.

[Condensation Compounder]

I'm a vampire. At least, part of me is.

And yes, that list applies to me.

Friends, not food.

[Cosmical Existence House Lord]

*puts one hand over heart and one in the air*  People are friends, not food.  

I am definitely a vampire, though one who like to live dangerously and eat garlic. 

[Condensation Compounder]

Just now, Cosmical Existence said:

*puts one hand over heart and one in the air*  People are friends, not food.  

I am definitely a vampire, though one who like to live dangerously and eat garlic. 

Ooh, risky. Don't you dislike it, though?

[Trutharchivist Forescout]

I can say I'm a vampire, I guess. Walking alone at night is nice.

Funny thing, creating social groups for people who like to be alone is a thing here. Isn't that an oxymoron?

[Flying Stormwarden]

I technically already joined the vampire club in the other thread, so now I am here 

But the list describes me. Especially the part about staying up at night. I've been up till 2 am basically every night and it's really unhealthy, but I'm a vampire now so it's fine. 

Also, this is obligatory and needed to be said: People are friends, not food

[Tesh Steel Inquisitor]

1 minute ago, Trutharchivist said:

I can say I'm a vampire, I guess. Walking alone at night is nice.

Funny thing, creating social groups for people who like to be alone is a thing here. Isn't that an oxymoron?

Yep, definitely an oxymoron. 

[Condensation Compounder]

Who are you calling a moron?!

I'm just kidding. I know what an oxymoron is.

[Trutharchivist Forescout]

5 minutes ago, Condensation said:

Who are you calling a moron?!

Did you read Alcatraz? Moron is not an insult.

[Condensation Compounder]

Just now, Trutharchivist said:

Did you read Alcatraz? Moron is not an insult.

Oh, right. My bad.

[Bearer of all agonies Gerontarch]

Yes! This is my kind of club! Let’s go! 

[Cosmical Existence House Lord]

1 hour ago, Condensation said:

Ooh, risky. Don't you dislike it, though?

Nah, it's kinda like spicy food. Some people can handle it, some people can't. 

[Condensation Compounder]

Just now, Cosmical Existence said:

Nah, it's kinda like spicy food. Some people can handle it, some people can't. 

Ah. Well, I can handle neither.

[Lecky Twig House Lord]

I had pointy canine teeth. Then the dentist filed them down. Now......I am no longer a vampire. 

Edited December 23, 2020 by Lecky Twig
Bad grammer

[Cosmical Existence House Lord]

1 hour ago, Lecky Twig said:

I had pointy canine teeth. Then the dentist filed them down. Now......I am no longer a vampire. 

...and I'm planning on getting my canines more pointy once my braces come off. 

[Bearer of all agonies Gerontarch]

2 hours ago, Lecky Twig said:

I had pointy canine teeth. Then the dentist filed them down. Now......I am no longer a vampire. 

Did you look like this?

Spoiler

Enobaria from Hunger Games:

 

[Condensation Compounder]

Canines, not all of his teeth. Gross.

[Bearer of all agonies Gerontarch]

Just now, Condensation said:

Canines, not all of his teeth. Gross.

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I am weird! Haha! take that!

[Condensation Compounder]

1 minute ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I am weird! Haha! take that!

You are. As am I, and just about everyone.

Although I did think of Enobaria when I heard what Lecky Twig said.

[Bearer of all agonies Gerontarch]

Just now, Condensation said:

You are. As am I, and just about everyone.

Although I did think of Enobaria when I heard what Lecky Twig said.

So. . . Great minds think alike!   
though fools seldom differ

[Condensation Compounder]

2 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

So. . . Great minds think alike!   
though fools seldom differ

Or I just always try to correlate things in my head.

[Bearer of all agonies Gerontarch]

Just now, Condensation said:

Or I just always try to correlate things in my head.

yeah me too
I just say the first thing that comes to mind. 

[Condensation Compounder]

1 minute ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

yeah me too
I just say the first thing that comes to mind. 

Really? I censor myself more than that.

[Cosmical Existence House Lord]

I usually censor myself. Even my "random" stuff are actually censored, planned, and practiced. (Doesn't mean they always turn out right, but at least I try).

Oh, and "random" side note. Connie, somehow your pfp is the icon for all of my most recent notifications.  

[Condensation Compounder]

4 minutes ago, Cosmical Existence said:

I usually censor myself. Even my "random" stuff are actually censored, planned, and practiced. (Doesn't mean they always turn out right, but at least I try).

Oh, and "random" side note. Connie, somehow your pfp is the icon for all of my most recent notifications.  

Y'know, just somehow. 

I post a lot.