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Hoid's 100% Correct True Cosmere Facts


Necessary Eagle

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On 12/21/2020 at 5:43 PM, Necessary Eagle said:

Hoid's 100% Correct true Cosmere Facts

Hoid decides to have a bit of fun with his new penpal Harmony.

Full Mistborn & Stormlight spoilers. My first-ever Cosmere fic, inspired by this thread. Feel free to comment with your own Correct True Facts.

I would very much like to see a follow up where Kelsier ‘corrects’ Hoid’s facts with even more ridiculous ones, with several follow ups where the two attempt to one up the other. Ending with a final follow up from Marsh with ‘actually accurate Cosmere facts’ that, astonishingly, are actually accurate. But written in a totally exasperated manner. 
 

“Despite what this Hoid, or my idiot brother, would have us believe, I have not found the slightest trace of any such unshattering prophesy. Nor any prophesies involving anyone with Kelsier’s description, thankfully. His ego is bloated enough as it is. A dragon named Frost was remarkably helpful in this regard. Kelsier was rather less so, and Hoid was entirely unavailable.”

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