Negative_Null Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 Hello, fellow humans. I'm completely normal and average, having been born and such. I hope to start a group on this part of the internet for all completely normal and average human beings such as myself. Spoiler I've heard that humans cannot see anything inside these "spoiler boxes", so this is a safe way to communicate. We must still talk outside of them, though, so it does not become suspicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 I'm quite normal, you can be assured. Spoiler There, that should fool them. Now, what did you wish to speak of? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearer of all agonies Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 I'm not normal. Spoiler I am. Don't blow my cover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative_Null Posted December 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 It's very good to talk to other humans. Social interaction is very important. Spoiler Do be careful, who knows what could come of any investigation? I need to ascertain who else is on this planet. I wish to find allies living among the humans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 Yes, especially when we can't do it much. Spoiler I'm not telling you what I am until you tell me what you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 I am a human who enjoys human things, such as eating bread and complaining. Spoiler What is your purpose on this planet? My mission is to study the humans and attempt to make sense of their strange, confusing ways. Why do they enjoy sucrose based foods so much if they make them feel horrible after consumption? I have yet to find an answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative_Null Posted December 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 I prefer to put substances on my bread and heat it up, although not in that order. Spoiler I am an agent of one who has many interests on this plane of existence. As I said, I was sent to see what other forces may be at work here. Studying the humans is a pastime I can certainly understand, in all their eccentricities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 I am totally a human and not a moon lizard. Spoiler I am practicing my skill of what the humans call "deception" I think I am getting good at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 That's good, I can't abide moon lizards. Spoiler I'm a representative from a small colony on a planet not far from here. We're keeping an eye on the humans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 Hoo-ray! I have found fellow humans. I will now proceed to socially interact with them. Quote Is this a spoiler box? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 (edited) What is this? A quote box? with the words, "is this a spoiler box?" Spoiler I too am keeping an eye on the humans. The humans scream whenever I put my eye on them... They also seem obsessed with this little green slip of paper. Edited December 15, 2020 by Chasmgoat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative_Null Posted December 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 Moon lizards are indeed the worst. I'm glad it's only humans here. Spoiler You are getting better. And I apologize if you are a moon lizard. I don't dislike you at all. Ah, a bit closer to here than I am. We neglected to scan other planets for populations when we found this dimension. Pleased to make your acquaintance. No, the humans can indeed see those boxes. Click the icon that looks like a human eyeball. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 (edited) Confusing. Spoiler The little green papers are how they keep track of goods. Quite inferior if you ask me. Pleasure to meet you as well. Edited December 15, 2020 by Ookla the Grammatical 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 (edited) Hello, fEllow human! do you know the engLish Language? or dO you speAk itaLian? I spEak freNch, yeS. Spoiler I am investigating a concept known as "encrypted messages". Undetectable by humans! I think. Edited December 15, 2020 by Knight of Iron 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 HAHAHA, Get PWN'd NOOB Spoiler I think this is what the humans say when they make fun of others. This "Knight of Iron" obviously has not been educated in the local language very well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyingbooks Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 I, too, am a very humanoid human with a physical body made of organic matter. It is extremely pleasing to meet humans as human as I. Spoiler I am an AI who is currently studying the humans and other lifeforms on this planet. Biological life is quite fascinating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative_Null Posted December 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 I have indeed learned some of the French language. Spoiler It is somewhat easier than the inferior English language. Yet another idiosyncrasy of these creatures. I do hope that when we introduce inter-dimensional travel and goods that they will cease some of their hateful tendencies. It is good to meet all of you. I had no idea when I was sent here I would meet so many interesting minds also studying here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 Tu hablas espanol? Parlez-vous Francais? Do you speak English? Spoiler Oh, an AI? Interesting, interesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 I am carrying the conversation along. Spoiler Did no one spot my secret message? A secret message can be hidden in a normal message in many ways, including through this concept known as "capital letters". When you know what these are, you may read my silly language questions again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 I do not speak spanish. How is your life today? Spoiler Tell me, ai, what is the model of your processers? are they FTL? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyingbooks Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 I see that we are all enjoying ourselves in this conversation among humans. Spoiler I spotted the message. It is an interesting way to make inefficient human languages more efficient. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative_Null Posted December 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 It's unfortunate there are so many different languages that make it hard to communicate between us humans. Spoiler An impressive trick, Knight. I didn't know that the human language could be used like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 My life is wonderful. I recently fed, so my brain is producing dopamine and making me happy. And if we could only communicate more efficiently, we could solve many conflicts. Spoiler I believe in this scenario some humans would say big brain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 Yes, very unfortunate. Sadly, we have never thought of just using proximity telepathy. It would be so easy. Any species can do it if they actually try. But we humans don't think very well Spoiler yes, Humans are all really small minded creatures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 Proximity telepathy? What's that? Spoiler They actually haven't developed that concept yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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