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Just now, Ookla the Tortured said:

But then Bearer spent two days doing chores, so Connie again became more popular. 

Connie stuck her tongue out at Vapor, causing Vapor to spread the word and Connie to drop further in popularity. Needless to say, Bearer was more popular than her at this point.

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11 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

Connie stuck her tongue out at Vapor, causing Vapor to spread the word and Connie to drop further in popularity. Needless to say, Bearer was more popular than her at this point.

But he wasn’t, because he had stuck his tongue out at his sister, and shed and her friends spread the word at how uncool I am, and so Connies is more popular. 

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Just now, Ookla the Tortured said:

But he wasn’t, because he had stuck his tongue out at his sister, and shed and her friends spread the word at how uncool I am, and so Connies is more popular. 

*But he wasn't because he had stuck his tongue out at his sister, and her friends and she spread the word of how uncool Bearer was, so Connie was more popular.

Vapor and Bearer's sister met and collaborated to decide that Connie was much less popular.

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22 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

*But he wasn't because he had stuck his tongue out at his sister, and her friends and she spread the word of how uncool Bearer was, so Connie was more popular.

Vapor and Bearer's sister met and collaborated to decide that Connie was much less popular.

But Fog, Cloud, Mist and My brother met and decided that Connie was much cooler, so the whole world even Brandon Sanderson and Eric thought that Connie was cooler. 

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4 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said:

"Oh, him. I thought maybe that was your brother's name. Anyway..." However, cooler was not the same thing as more popular.

Well, they recognized Connie as the true most popular person on the Shard, and in the World. 

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