Michael Portz

LOL Moments

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My most extreme LOL was Cord shooting the Shardbow arrow straight into Nales face and immediately reloading, unperturbed ... :lol:

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I now absolutely love Design, from the dog and the dragon, and the epilogue.

Clearly she would like shakespearian plays, where you would get a synopsis before you watched it.

Also, Wit insulting pattern was funny, clearly he liked talking to him.

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I also loved Design/Wit interactions. 

I think my favorite is that upon entering shadesmar, Pattern just interrupts a tender moment between Shallan and Adolin to give them a hug and proclaim how much he likes having arms. The image in my head is great. Pattern is my favorite 3rd wheel of all. 

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I loved Adolin and Shallan hugging and then Pattern hugging them and saying he likes to talk

 

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2 hours ago, USS bridge four said:

I loved Adolin and Shallan hugging and then Pattern hugging them and saying he likes to talk

 

And showing them his feet :lol:

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4 minutes ago, TiaOmi said:

And showing them his feet :lol:

Also, he accidentally caused like half the plot in shadesmar because he was trying to talk to wit because he likes his jokes/insults.

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The moment where Shallan talks to the other lightweavers’ Cryptics and finds out they’re all named Pattern. They’re different patterns, you see, so it’s completely different intonations!

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3 hours ago, Singer said:

I also loved Design/Wit interactions. 

I think my favorite is that upon entering shadesmar, Pattern just interrupts a tender moment between Shallan and Adolin to give them a hug and proclaim how much he likes having arms. The image in my head is great. Pattern is my favorite 3rd wheel of all. 

Came here to mention Design and Wit. 

Also when Design pulls out the flute

Kaladin: “You found it?!”

Wit: “This is a dream, idiot. It’s not real.”

The Zahel chapter was very funny. “That’s because Wit’s an a******””

Chiri-Chiri describing the wet mouth sounds the soft ones make.

Kalak was surprisingly funny. When he asks the Honorspren:

“What do you think? Hold on;  I don’t care what you think. Here I am years after joining you and you still haven’t found a way to get me off this cursed world.”

Design: “Did you miss the ‘End’ at the end?”

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6 hours ago, Singer said:

I also loved Design/Wit interactions. 

I think my favorite is that upon entering shadesmar, Pattern just interrupts a tender moment between Shallan and Adolin to give them a hug and proclaim how much he likes having arms. The image in my head is great. Pattern is my favorite 3rd wheel of all. 

I admit when Shallan learns Pattern was the one sneakily using the Cosmic Cube I was shook.   It was definitely a 'Verbal is Keyser Soze??' moment that Brandon turned around and subverted a few hours later.

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Voidbringer Cremling. Voidbringer. Storming. Cremling.

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It didn’t hit me until the end, but I missed getting more Lopen (just got a lot in Dawnshard though) and/or Lift. Both are types of humor that are fun to read (while being super annoying in person probably).

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My favourite was Rlain channeling his inner teft  

" Figures. I wait around for yrs and YOU immediately get a Spren ". 

And  then going "Ok too much teft ".

 

Part 5 spoilers above 

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Chapter 80. All of it. Design made me laugh so hard. Especially imagining a Cryptic playing a flute and swaying side to side while playing occasionally interrupting Wit to be rude. Also this from Syl:

"What are we doing?" she said, landing on his shoulder and sitting primly with her legs crossed and her hands on her knees. "Actually I don't care. I need to tell you something. Aladar's axehounds had puppies. I had no idea how much I needed to see puppies until I flew by them this morning. They are the grossest things on the planet, Kaladin. They're somehow so gross that they're cute. So cute I could've died! Except I can't, because I'm an eternal sliver of God himself, and we have standards about things like that."

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Even the exhaustionspren getting exhausted around Kaladin in last chapter of Part 2. 

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47 minutes ago, Arby64 said:

“Boy likes to grandstand,” Teft said”

Welcome to the forums! We have the meats!

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Yeah the Zahel “that’s because Wit’s an ahole” line had me burst out laughing and I scared the crap out of my dog lol

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Oh, here's another one. Too LOL to even make Kaladin perk up. 

The moment when Syl painted herself in a red coloured dress to mimic a voidspren in chapter 58: 

Syl drew near to the post, then spoke loudly enough that Kaladin heard her easily. "You there! I am super annoyed! Super, super annoyed! How can you stand there? Didn't you see?" 

"Brightness?" one of them (warform singers) said in Alethi. "Er, Ancient One? We are to-"

"Come on, come on! No, all of you. Come see this. Right now. I'm really annoyed! Can't you tell?" Syl shouted. 

(Kaladin facepalming tensely in distance.) 

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I loved that little tidbit where Lift mentions having a strange flute that Wyndle said looked weird. Turns out, Hoid's flute wasn't lost completely. :)

And that part when Wit is describing a dog as "loyal, fluffy, and wonderful." I just had this mental image of Hoid cuddling a puppy with the stupidest grin on his face.

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I had a few maniacal laughter moments with Navani and her research of the different kinds of Light... Not gonna lie...

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5 minutes ago, Halyo_Alex said:

I had a few maniacal laughter moments with Navani and her research of the different kinds of Light... Not gonna lie...

It was a beautiful moment, when the reserved, dignified queen went bonkers and hummed more than a Pattern watching the current American president talk to his followers on live television. 

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18 minutes ago, SirWolfe said:

It was a beautiful moment, when the reserved, dignified queen went bonkers and hummed more than a Pattern watching the current American president talk to his followers on live television. 

The mental picture on this was indeed hilarious. lol

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I pretty much laughed out loud when Kaladin was getting frustrated over Wit’s ending to The Dog and the Dragon. 

I also loved when Jasnah just straight up stabbed Ruthar

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Kaladin going "I'm sorry Navani I have no clue about technology how do I use this weird fabrial thingy"

Also I have to admit the reactions of the honorspren at Maya's glorious moment during the trial had me rolling. These blue stuck-ups played themselves so hard.

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