Condensation Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 5 hours ago, Chasmgoat said: "Have I ever told you about the tricycle kid I murdered?" - Kings_way "marry vapor" - Connie Wait, when did this happen? I don't remember this. 1 hour ago, I Am A Fish said: Being a hero is boring... Villain's have more resources, better lines, and cooler color schemes. I'd have thought my claim to fame would be starting a fish cult or something. You started a fish cult? Oh, right. Your claim to fame is way too many apostrophes, I think. I love being the hero! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Syn Posted November 24, 2020 Report Share Posted November 24, 2020 "Tonight on "Where is the Elantris Sequel" "Honey, where is the Elantris SEQUEL?"" ~TheWard'sGuard 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted November 24, 2020 Report Share Posted November 24, 2020 (edited) "Manamana labor" - Vapor (in a high-pitched voice)"Boys... and girls... They put their mouths together! Eeheeheeheehee!!!" -Transpiration mocking Vapor Edited November 24, 2020 by Condensation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 1 hour ago, Bearer of all agonies said: I have a very irregular name. No one could ever guess. Arantxa Anyways, throwback to the other page, what’s my claim to fame? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearer of all agonies Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said: Arantxa Anyways, throwback to the other page, what’s my claim to fame? I don’t know. sorry. Anyone have a good line for me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 14 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said: Anyways, throwback to the other page, what’s my claim to fame? Cosmere roast battles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 6 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said: Cosmere roast battles. Truth is being spoken in the thread today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 if you can guess my name, you don't get anything! also *disappears* - Dramaqueen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 "you kissed ene in the moonlight 3 times" - @Ookla the Rhadamanthine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revelryintheart Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 18 hours ago, Chasmgoat said: "you kissed ene in the moonlight 3 times" - @Ookla the Rhadamanthine hey I can kiss my wife whenever I want 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 30 minutes ago, revelryintheart said: hey I can kiss my wife whenever I want I never said you can't... I just thought it was funny without context. Now if you will kindly refrain from giving context that would be nice... (you can if you want) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revelryintheart Posted November 28, 2020 Report Share Posted November 28, 2020 8 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said: I never said you can't... I just thought it was funny without context. Now if you will kindly refrain from giving context that would be nice... (you can if you want) of course zero context from now on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 I AM HERE FOR THIS THREAD "You're such an Ene, Ene." - Ax "I think I've figured out that I get extra unread PMs when Ene shows up." - Kidpen "I have no idea what is going on. I left for dinner and you guys have a whole new RP " - Mistspren "Help, I’ve fangirled and I can’t get up!" - Ash "I ship one of my friends with this random collection of human souls he has sitting in his basement." - Ash "Voidus is not my mother. Even he would cower against her awesome prowess." - Mac "For some reason I always assumed Voidus looked like Wilson from Home Improvement." - Kar "Ark, I'm pretty sure I killed you before the end of the world happened." - Star "The frick works in mysterious ways." - Zinc "NO GOVERNMENT SPY COULD BE THAT ADORABLE." - Luna "If you're fragile enough that a nigh-unstoppable instrument of death that obliterates the very soul of anything it touches can kill you, you shouldn't be creating monsters." - Voidus "I was not expecting my status update to devolve to cremposting. That's what Ene's are for." - Fire "Can we talk about how he said 'Holy Pringles'?" - Po "I’m not sure if a giant wall of cake would stop a van." - Ocelot "Characters are cute, but, like geodes, are more interesting when you break them." - Witless "I think you just accidentally summon the weird and profit from it." - Lith “I am definitely able to rip your face off in .5 seconds.” - Me (whenever it says me it means Ene) "Ene only needs one attack per day, and I happen to know that that quota is already going to be filled." - Storm “Ah, so in the Eneverse there are multiple Enes. That Ene is not the you Ene, but an Ene from a different universe within the Eneverse. I see.” - Salad “If Nath can control the universe, Queen can wear a sentient hat, and Fadran can speak in public, then you can fit a spaceship into a backpack.” - Fadran ”At this point it seems like it’s basically become a rite of passage on the Shard to be afraid of Ene before you get to know her “ - Salad “Most of my thoughts are just a keyboard smash if I’m being honest.” - Salad "The Voidspammer sneered at me. "Do you actually think you can beat the mighty ToysRUs, human?"" - Me "I give up it's Fred his name is Fred." - Arlin "GAH! You're having an emotion! Stay back! Back, I say!" - Zath "IF I DIE, I DIE FOR CHRISTMASTREE!" - Me "Whatever, at least my hole also has Wayne, Marasi, and a bomb flying at it. Best hole." - Me "Yes, Very Deerk." - Archer "That was a very good wrath." - Zath "Which one was licking your foot?" - Silva "We had a planet that I'm shocked humanity managed to live on. We had fungus!" - Me "The Alleyverse is truly a beautiful mess." - Stormblessed Dolphin "All Elend could say was: "You're all cats?"" - Elend "ENE HAS ATTAINED SUGAR, I REPEAT, ENE HAS ATTAINED SUGAR" - Luna "I'd've punched myself in the face but I don't think any of my characters are healers." - Me "Oh heck a whole box of Sorana this is my lucky day." - Zinc "The barbed wire will come and on that day we shall rue." - Sleeping Invo "Why can't my ancestor's name be Ferrilus Wombert?" - Olivaughn "Dogs birthing dogs makes sense. Unicorns pooping melting pandas makes less sense." - Zinc "What the fuchsia?" - Me "I’m skipping the more boring stuff here, but now I CAN MAKE MULTPLE TAILS. SPECIFICALLY MULTIPLE, GUYS. [later] It says seal creation and I’m pretty sure it means creation of like, stamp-type seals, as in sealing something but I am purposely misinterpreting it to mean seal creation like the animals because that’s what I thought when I first saw the name and you’re not taking my seals away from me." - Me "AHAHAHA I HAVE GAINED YOUR SOUL BY WAY OF YOUR BEDROOM LAMP" - Me more later 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 Oh boy, now you've done it, Fadran. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 "Expect a FedEx with your Weapon of Mass Destruction postcard sometime this next week." - Ap "And in those treacherous sarchasms, there lie deadly beasts known as sarchasmfeinds." - Ink "I think I'm more interested in Pokemon Black than Disneyland. This is moderately distressing." - Chaos 2011 "Apollyon, why do like the way Ene's palm tastes?" - Ax There's more, just gimme a year to get them all Edit: here's ten from 2018 Ene, cringe may follow, but hey that's what the Shard is for, yeah? Spoiler Potatoes. However, frogs as well. You have doomed art teachers everywhere. I hope you enjoy your severed hand. I wish to know what Ideal Kelsier is at so I can know if I should be worried. I don't know if Bavadin has a tongue. But if she does, then we'll turn the tongues of ALL HER AVATARS blue. That is now my mission. I don't think little kid me had many villains. Those stories were all about inner conflict and finding your way back home from another world and stuff. Little kid me was weird. I wake up and pull out Stormlight Omnibus from the future, saying, "Fight me." I glare at the burrito. Menacingly. There was the letter N and I just added uked and then it all spiraled everywhere... Three moons and Sanderson's glasses, I did not expect that to happen. Yup, that's me all right - satire incarnate. I would never insult your victims. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vapor Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 You have a mouth on your head, or what? -Kyl I'm a clown!: Connie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 (edited) "...wait, which son did we disown again?" - @Ookla the Sly (Scarletfox) Edited December 1, 2020 by Chasmgoat 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 "Sank you" -Hentient 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 Let's all stay on topic, guys. I just hid over three pages of posts talking about names and meeting people. Take it to a PM next time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 "topic, guys" - Ene who apparently wants to talk about guys... also, "Hehe." - Most Sharders, but this one is from Chaos 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearer of all agonies Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 29 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said: "topic, guys" - Ene who apparently wants to talk about guys... also, "Hehe." - Most Sharders, but this one is from Chaos Hehe. Me, Rev, and Chaos. The overusers of the Hehe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 On 11/21/2020 at 11:13 AM, I Am A Fish said: I'd have thought my claim to fame would be starting a fish cult or something. For me, it's definitely "I want Kaladin to eat poop so we can know how it tastes" followed by a RP called "Getcha self some chull dung soup" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 4 hours ago, Ookla the Intimidating said: For me, it's definitely "I want Kaladin to eat poop so we can know how it tastes" followed by a RP called "Getcha self some chull dung soup" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 "lol rekt" -Chaos 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearer of all agonies Posted December 2, 2020 Report Share Posted December 2, 2020 ‘Hehe.’ -Honorless Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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