The Bookwyrm Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 30 minutes ago, Ookla the Obstinate said: "I (say your name here) solemnly swear to always use Chuck-E-Cheese air whenever I'm in band." - The band director, echoed by all us band kids who swore the oath. Which one was this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 "Then we have to call Morgan Freeman and ask him to sell us his bees." - kid in my english class He did call Morgan Freeman, but got hung up on. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 16, 2022 Report Share Posted December 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Ookla the Implosion said: ... what Take a deep breath at Chuck-E-Cheese, then exhale into a jar and save that jar for your band instrument. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 7 hours ago, Sequence said: Take a deep breath at Chuck-E-Cheese, then exhale into a jar and save that jar for your band instrument. 9 hours ago, Ookla the Implosion said: ... what Well actually... wait. No context allowed. Sorry. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted December 17, 2022 Report Share Posted December 17, 2022 "Everyone knows that the circle naturally generates a lot of heat." -@Sequence 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 On 12/17/2022 at 1:13 PM, Ookla the Pencil Taxi said: "Everyone knows that the circle naturally generates a lot of heat." -@Sequence When did I say that??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 I move that whenever possible, we link the orriginal post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 19, 2022 Report Share Posted December 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Ookla the Quark said: I move that whenever possible, we link the orriginal post. I second this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 But... no context! "Now I’m just looking at things and imagining licking them. This is weird." - @OoklaTheKaladinLover 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 A pumpernickel jackhammer. -Me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 “Nacho is still a sadistic murder-hobo.” - @Enter a username 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 13 hours ago, Shallan Stormblessed said: But... no context! Oh yeah... I un-second this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 (edited) 17 hours ago, Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff said: A pumpernickel jackhammer. -Me I was there for that. I know the context Also: "NO MORE GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEAEAUS!" - @Sequence Edited December 20, 2022 by Being of Cacophony 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 20 hours ago, Shallan Stormblessed said: But... no context! "Now I’m just looking at things and imagining licking them. This is weird." - @OoklaTheKaladinLover the goal is that others who want context for shard posts can get it. anything else is exempt, anyway. This should probably only apply to old posts, which are hard to find anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 “I ate the baby.” - @Spensathecat “Slap! I slap your booty when you do something bad.” - @PyroPhile 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Aspiring Archivist Posted December 20, 2022 Report Share Posted December 20, 2022 "Ah okay that makes sense why I told myself to commit murder then." - @Ranryu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 (edited) "When your blood is in your body then comes out of your stomach and falls onto the grass it's a cough!" -My 3yo brother. Edited December 21, 2022 by Potato's Wit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 *sparkle noises* *more sparkle noises* "Oh! Thank you for making me even more beautiful!!" -comment made by my father, my sister was the one making sparkle noises. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 22 hours ago, 2EmLee2 said: “Nacho is still a sadistic murder-hobo.” - @Enter a username Pretty sure it’s just spelled “murderhobo” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 "Pretty sure it’s just spelled “murderhobo”" - @Enter a username 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 (edited) "Oh, and fact: waffle sacrifices go ten times better with powdered sugar." - @Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff "Then what have I been doing stabbing people my whole life?" - @Aes Sedai "Waffles are good to eat. Humans are not. That is a distinct difference." - @Ookla the Inverted "If the rabbit sacrificial waffle is made of humans, the rabbits are even more pleased because they love how people taste. The Rabbit Overlords are most dubious and are most enhungered, but if you give them people waffles they will be appeased for longer and bestow upon your their rabbit blessing." - @That1Cellist "Humans and rabbits are very different. It is impossible for the rabbit human waffle to also be a live rabbit. If a human somehow was able to overpower a rabbit (impossible) and offer it as a sacrifice to The Grand Supreme Rulers of All, they would be extremely angered and bring their wrath upon all the inhabitants in this realm not of their kind." - @That1Cellist Edited December 22, 2022 by Ranryu This just keeps getting better and better 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Aspiring Archivist Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 Just now, Ranryu said: "Oh, and fact: waffle sacrifices go ten times better with powdered sugar." - @Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff "Then what have I been doing stabbing people my whole life?" - @Aes Sedai "Waffles are good to eat. Humans are not. That is a distinct difference." - @Ookla the Inverted "If the rabbit sacrificial waffle is made of humans, the rabbits are even more pleased because they love how people taste. The Rabbit Overlords are most dubious and are most enhungered, but if you give them people waffles they will be appeased for longer and bestow upon your their rabbit blessing." - @That1Cellist That SU was a gold mine for out-of-context quotes. "Don't worry, stab wounds never hurt anyone." - @Ranryu "I'm going to hot glue it and then find a way to use it in human sacrifice." - @Ranryu "Worry not; just feed them evergreens." - @Ookla the BlowUpperOfStuff "My waffle sacrificing has granted me abilities beyond your imagining." - @That1Cellist "Yes and strawberry syrup that looks like, smells like, and has the consistency of blood." - @That1Cellist 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 “What if the human waffle is a living rabbit?” — @Ranryu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 (edited) Then what have I been doing stabbing people my whole life? - @Aes Sedai Potatoes are shardblade-proof. This is how the Irish won the war. - @Channelknight Fadran Edited December 23, 2022 by Tani 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted December 23, 2022 Report Share Posted December 23, 2022 "During this time period, the Shardbearer army ruled over the United Kingdom." - @Channelknight Fadran again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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