The Bookwyrm Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 "And the aliens come and drop bombs on them." -Me, to our friend who needs to read Brandon Sanderson *Happens to be walking by and gives me a weird look*- @InfiniteInsanity "So, how's the soup?"-My mother These all happened in quick succession at our Ward Christmas party. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Ookla the Perpetual said: "And the aliens come and drop bombs on them." -Me, to our friend who needs to read Brandon Sanderson *Happens to be walking by and gives me a weird look*- @InfiniteInsanity "So, how's the soup?"-My mother These all happened in quick succession at our Ward Christmas party. Is InfiniteInsanity your sibling? Edited December 3, 2022 by Ookla the Implosion 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 28 minutes ago, Ookla the Implosion said: Is InfiniteInsanity your sibling? No, but we're in the same Ward. And school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 (edited) Quote Are you g a y ? - @Ookla the [Redacted] Edited December 3, 2022 by Ookla the 3 Frogs ina Coat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 "Hi I exist.... Wait do I?" * feels face* "Yeah I still exist." - @Ookla the Obstinate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 *laughs at exploding kittens cards* - @InfiniteInsanity 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Ookla the Perpetual said: No, but we're in the same Ward. And school. lucky ducky you have non-sibling sanderfan Sharders in your ward 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 11 hours ago, Ookla the Implosion said: lucky ducky you have non-sibling sanderfan Sharders in your ward It's called kidnapping other people and forcing them to read the books. "No, don't eat me! I have magic!" - three year old brother 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted December 3, 2022 Report Share Posted December 3, 2022 "But I want you to get slappeded and turned into a hamburger!" - 5 year old brother, today at a restaurant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 “So what have we learned from this? We can’t loan people to other people, because they will be ripped to pieces.” “don’t make me laugh while eating broccoli! It doesn’t come out my nose as easily as water.” me, talking to @Ookla the platypus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted December 4, 2022 Report Share Posted December 4, 2022 "Dad drownded {insert name here}!" - the three year old, very loudly, at his big brother's baptism 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 On 12/4/2022 at 1:47 AM, Ookla the Obstinate said: "Dad drownded {insert name here}!" - the three year old, very loudly, at his big brother's baptism ... ... ... Well. That sounds like it was ... quite the experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted December 5, 2022 Report Share Posted December 5, 2022 On 12/2/2022 at 10:40 PM, Ookla the Implosion said: lucky ducky you have non-sibling sanderfan Sharders in your ward Only because he spent three years convincing me to read Brandon Sanderson and Insanity Clinic existed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 On 12/2/2022 at 9:40 PM, Ookla the Implosion said: lucky ducky you have non-sibling sanderfan Sharders in your ward Wait your siblings are sanderfans and sharders? And you know sharders in real life? And don’t live in a retirement community, and therefore have other youth in your ward? Weird. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 I know way too many Sharders in real life. That's where a bunch of these quotes come from, in fact... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 (edited) "What the heck. Where'd my contact go?" *squints in confusion* "Oh. It's in my eye." - @Ookla the Forgettable "How much dirt can a dirt chuck chuck if a dirt chuck can dirt dirt?" - @Ookla the Forgettable Edited December 6, 2022 by Ookla the Obstinate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 On 12/2/2022 at 10:40 PM, Ookla the Implosion said: lucky ducky you have non-sibling sanderfan Sharders in your ward i know one sharder irl. who is not my sibling. spoiler, it's my girlfriend. 20 hours ago, InfiniteInsanity said: Only because he spent three years convincing me to read Brandon Sanderson and Insanity Clinic existed. you're welcome for the clinic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 (edited) "It's possible I'm on the floor melting and crying." Later: "I am sorry that I'm not on the floor rolling and crying, um, I kind of hoped I would be, because that would make for a better episode." Quote - @Brandon Sanderson Edited December 7, 2022 by Ookla the Pencil Taxi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 "Your hair is still crunchy." - @Ookla the Perpetual 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 "Kaladin oh Kaladin you can't do that sweetie" - @OoklaTheKaladinLover 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 "Good now I don't have to kill you." -Me "Wait, what?" - @Ookla the Perpetual "Its saying that if you have to give a goat to the president, don't give him a sick one." - also Bookwyrm (Ookla the Perpetual)a 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, InfiniteInsanity said: "Good now I don't have to kill you." -Me "Wait, what?" - @Ookla the Perpetual "Its saying that if you have to give a goat to the president, don't give him a sick one." - also Bookwyrm (Ookla the Perpetual)a What is this little "a" at the end of your post? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Perpetual said: What is this little "a" at the end of your post? It's the new trenda 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Oh, scud.a 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Yup. Yup that's definitely what it is.a 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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