Szeth_Pancakes Posted November 24, 2022 Report Share Posted November 24, 2022 15 hours ago, Ookla the Obstinate said: "FLUTE!" - Me, any time I meet another flute player *ahem* FLUTE!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted November 26, 2022 Report Share Posted November 26, 2022 "'Cause that's what we do at Darwin, Inc!" - One of my younger brothers (not Demiblob) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted November 27, 2022 Report Share Posted November 27, 2022 You're a mean on Mr. Grinch! - @Ookla the Myopic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 "Honestly they created some kind of baguette cult or something." - @Ookla the Unknowing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 "If you aren't here, you are absent." - My seminary teacher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Aspiring Archivist Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 "I see glimmers of insight but sentences constructed so awkwardly that it is difficult to follow." - My English teacher Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler ouch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 (edited) "[Bookwyrm], how many pairs of fuzzy socks do you possess?" - @Ookla the Unknowing "NO! I don't care about the triangles!" - @Ookla the Obstinate Edited November 29, 2022 by Ookla the Perpetual 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 "You did great! That was terrible!" - my band director, to the trumpet section 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteInsanity Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 "Why are your hands still hand colored?" - @Ookla the Perpetual 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Hey guys this week on Wednesday we will be dying broom soccer. - The peron who sends out the weekly emails. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 6 minutes ago, Ookla the Myopic said: Hey guys this week on Wednesday we will be dying broom soccer. - The peron who sends out the weekly emails. ...Wait what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 20 minutes ago, Ookla the Myopic said: Hey guys this week on Wednesday we will be dying broom soccer. "Every day is a good day to dye!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 On 11/21/2022 at 9:38 AM, Enter a username said: “I AM NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO HOT COCOA” -@AonEne WHY DID YOU POST THIS HERE :shallanohno: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 it's okay Ene. you can tell us if you need to. if it helps, i'm sexually attracted to large tables :] /j 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 I am not it was a typo ONE TIME 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 it's okay ene. we understand. you don't have to tell us yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 "I'm sexually attracted to large tables" - @Ookla the Crow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 PFFFT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 With the exception of the first quote, all of these were spoken in the same hour, one after another. "I'm a submarine!" - My youngest brother "I'm a coconut!" - the same brother "I have a hat! It's a SPOOOKY hat! Smell it!" - same brother "And then the ghosts were skeletons and they killed the people until they died." - same brother "You drink a potato smoovilie." - him again "It's not a mumu. It's an apron." You guessed it, the three year old again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Ookla the Obstinate said: the three year old again Three year old children are quite fun to listen to sometimes... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 This happened a while ago.... "Mom! I'm hungry!" - my (then four year old) sister "Hi, hungry. Do you want this apple?" - my (then two year old) brother. He was two. Two! And making dad jokes. ....I'm so proud of him. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 14 hours ago, Ookla the Perpetual said: This happened a while ago.... "Mom! I'm hungry!" - my (then four year old) sister "Hi, hungry. Do you want this apple?" - my (then two year old) brother. He was two. Two! And making dad jokes. ....I'm so proud of him. that's awesome xD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 (edited) On 11/30/2022 at 11:51 AM, Ookla the Crow said: it's okay Ene. you can tell us if you need to. if it helps, i'm sexually attracted to large tables :] /j We've all got our quirks! I won't judge either of you, especially since my mom was attracted to KGB Operatives. Edited December 2, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 PFFFFFT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted December 2, 2022 Report Share Posted December 2, 2022 I will love you all for who you are, but let it be known that I am not sexually attracted to inanimate objects. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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