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With the exception of the first quote, all of these were spoken in the same hour, one after another.

"I'm a submarine!" - My youngest brother

"I'm a coconut!" - the same brother

"I have a hat! It's a SPOOOKY hat! Smell it!" - same brother

"And then the ghosts were skeletons and they killed the people until they died." - same brother

"You drink a potato smoovilie." - him again

"It's not a mumu. It's an apron." You guessed it, the three year old again

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14 hours ago, Ookla the Perpetual said:

This happened a while ago....

"Mom! I'm hungry!" - my (then four year old) sister

"Hi, hungry. Do you want this apple?" - my (then two year old) brother.

He was two.

Two!

And making dad jokes.

....I'm so proud of him.

that's awesome xD

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On 11/30/2022 at 11:51 AM, Ookla the Crow said:

it's okay Ene.

you can tell us if you need to. if it helps, i'm sexually attracted to large tables :] /j

We've all got our quirks! I won't judge either of you, especially since my mom was attracted to KGB Operatives.

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