S. Stormy Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 "You are asleep in a wall. I don't know if there's any problems associated with that, or..." -@The Aspiring Archivist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Aspiring Archivist Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 "I dunno. Why did she turn into a beet?" -@CalanoCorvus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted October 29, 2022 Report Share Posted October 29, 2022 "Yeah, and uncle voidlight too" -@IheartKaladin4eva 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kajsa Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 "Bound by blood, freed by deed." @The Halcyon Girl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 You are asleep in a wall. I don't know if there's any problems associated with that, or... - @The Aspiring Archivist I ACTIVATE MYSTICAL SPACE TYPHOON! - @The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 Just now, NerdyAarakocra said: You are asleep in a wall. I don't know if there's any problems associated with that, or... - @The Aspiring Archivist I ACTIVATE MYSTICAL SPACE TYPHOON! - @The Wandering Wizard You should come join the insanity clinic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted October 30, 2022 Report Share Posted October 30, 2022 Having big eyebrows is always fun - @Sequence You Ruined my streak, how every spiked of you. - @The Wandering Wizard I sit up - "My beats are so sick, you will start to trip / My rhymes are so ill, you'll start taking pills Falling from that car, you stared from afar / You're standing in awe, didn't note my skin's raw Rub burn to the bone, I leave you all alone / So now please excuse me, see you in the cemetery" and then i die - @AltonicKeys "...Clairence?" I sob, tears running down my face. - Me Szeth adopts me as his pet cat, and Nightblood and I become besties. - @Telrao And can you explain this?! *holds up an arm that is half invisible* - @EmulatonStromenkiin Why is my dinner fuzzy? - @Tani This is fun...how many more can I find... but that was also a lie, it wasn't even Paul atriedes. it was actually... Thaidakar eating a pancake in an old bathing suit. - @Thaidakar the Ghostblood If you want to find random Sharder quotes, go into the depths of TLT and don't return until you have something like the quote above. It won't take long. Someone else killed it with a poisoned Peanut-butter pie. - @Nameless Suddenly, pine-kumquats. - Me 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 15 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said: Having big eyebrows is always fun - @Sequence You Ruined my streak, how every spiked of you. - @The Wandering Wizard I sit up - "My beats are so sick, you will start to trip / My rhymes are so ill, you'll start taking pills Falling from that car, you stared from afar / You're standing in awe, didn't note my skin's raw Rub burn to the bone, I leave you all alone / So now please excuse me, see you in the cemetery" and then i die - @AltonicKeys "...Clairence?" I sob, tears running down my face. - Me Szeth adopts me as his pet cat, and Nightblood and I become besties. - @Telrao And can you explain this?! *holds up an arm that is half invisible* - @EmulatonStromenkiin Why is my dinner fuzzy? - @Tani This is fun...how many more can I find... but that was also a lie, it wasn't even Paul atriedes. it was actually... Thaidakar eating a pancake in an old bathing suit. - @Thaidakar the Ghostblood If you want to find random Sharder quotes, go into the depths of TLT and don't return until you have something like the quote above. It won't take long. Someone else killed it with a poisoned Peanut-butter pie. - @Nameless Suddenly, pine-kumquats. - Me TLT and Inverse ask everyone everything seem to have a lot XD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 17 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said: but that was also a lie, it wasn't even Paul atriedes. it was actually... Thaidakar eating a pancake in an old bathing suit. my best line in the shard by far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 35 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: my best line in the shard by far. But what if it was God-Emporer Leto II eating a waffle in a new bathing suit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 1 minute ago, NerdyAarakocra said: But what if it was God-Emporer Leto II eating a waffle in a new bathing suit? pff. Paul is a better character, fight me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 (edited) 1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: pff. Paul is a better character, fight me. Why would I argue about that? Honestly, anything after the first three isn't worth reading. Well, maybe God-Emperor. But nothing else. Edited October 31, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 Just now, NerdyAarakocra said: Why would I argue about that? Honestly, anything after the first three isn't worth reading. I agree, tho, book three wasn't that good in my opinion. the first two thirds were amazing, then the last part just killed it for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 "But what if it was God-Emporer Leto II eating a waffle in a new bathing suit?" -Me, four posts ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 ”O great Feline Elantrian, I as your humble servant, I only ask for your blessing in my endeavors. My family is starving” - @Sequence 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 The Cellist’s soul is currently owned by the Communist hat god, as far as i know - @Ranryu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 (edited) "put some human hair on Telrao"- @Potato's Wit “But that was unrelevant.” - @The Bookwyrm “ahhhh bookwyrm this killls me. The pain when I read “unrelevant” is insurmountable. It’s IRrelevant!! Ahhhhhhhh, help” - me just now irl (my brother thinks I’m crazy) (Sorry Book, idk if this is a joke or not but… it just hurts my soul, it sounds so incorrect. I’m not trying to be malicious or anything but ahhhhhh) “Kaladin singing Let it Go.” - @NerdyAarakocra … “And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, Shards and Spren, Cognitive shadows of all ages, I present to you The Third Ideal: A remix of Let it Go from Frozen” - NerdyAarakocra “I shake my head to get rid of the stanky hair”- @Telrao Edited November 1, 2022 by Cinnamon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 I drop into the party in my Sheoldred costume and start a dance fight. - @NerdyAarakocra but her smile slowly faded. “I think I’m going sane, kitty.” - @The Halcyon Girl The potato is stuck in a pipe. She squeaks. She wiggles. - @Potato's Wit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 10 hours ago, Cinnamon said: “ahhhh bookwyrm this killls me. The pain when I read “unrelevant” is insurmountable. It’s IRrelevant!! Ahhhhhhhh, help” - me just now irl (my brother thinks I’m crazy) (Sorry Book, idk if this is a joke or not but… it just hurts my soul, it sounds so incorrect. I’m not trying to be malicious or anything but ahhhhhh) As the grammar critic of my family and friends, I'm allowed to break grammar in specific ways to cleverly highlight the reasons why we hate English. I am sorry for the annoyance. "It's a happy identity crisis, but it's still an identity crisis." - @InfiniteInsanity to @That1Cellist with me in the vicinity. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 (edited) "Yes, it has eyes, but the cannon is obscuring the face." @Rabbit Unmade Edited November 1, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 *Bows* Thank you, thank you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 (edited) "Every stick is a sword waiting to happen." - @The Wandering Wizard Such wise, wise words.... Also: "The @InfiniteInsanity is spreading. It cannot be held within." - @That1Cellist Edited November 2, 2022 by The Bookwyrm 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted November 2, 2022 Report Share Posted November 2, 2022 (edited) “So I may or may not have killed four people… though, one was on accident…” - @2EmLee2 “But I wanted to cut off its head…” -Also @2EmLee2 Edited November 2, 2022 by Enter a username 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted November 3, 2022 Report Share Posted November 3, 2022 "Hey yo it's the Sibling coming in! And guess what little humans, I came to win. No I won't let up or give you a reprieve, cuz now that I've arrived, you might as well leave. While you're off fighting wars, running 'round and killing, back here in Urithiru, well I'm just chilling. Allomancy, hemalurgy, forgery and aons, nothin' is as awesome as just plain old Nahel bonds. Sibling, out." --@The Sibling 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 4, 2022 Report Share Posted November 4, 2022 "Realmingsburg creates a medicine to treat insomnia but only have anti-insomniac patients to test it on so they develop a catscanner that kills the patients and then the king slaughters all the scientists and used their research to create an army of unsleeping slaves." --@Channelknight Fadran 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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