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6 hours ago, Tani said:

Girl: "Will you run away with me and marry me?"

Boy: "I am Blegan, a Swordguy! Do you want to be SLAYED?"

(it's more funny with partial context than with no context)

Where did you find that on the Shard? (Just trying to see if I can find some context).

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One-liners donated by Sister 4 (my 4th sister):

I asked for a large fry and they gave me a bunch of tiny ones instead.    - Someone in Sister 4's Spanish class

Oh, go stub your toe!     - I'm not sure who said this one

When you called 911 on the guy in your back yard, it was on the premise that he was a thief and not a meter reader.   - Vocabulary.com (speaking of 'premise')

You know how people say "an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" Well I say "an apple a day keeps anyone away, as long as you throw it hard enough.                          - unknown

Could you shoot the messenger, not for the message, but just because you really didn't like the messenger?    - Julie Wright

 

(please DONT give me rep for this)

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