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Me: "Hey, it's not my fault that you refuse to accept reality."

Fadran: "It's not my fault that reality is unacceptable."

 

Truth (upon learning about bagels): "This is too much for me. I will call it donut 2: electric boogaloo."

 

Noam: "Idk I think of making out as just romantic cuddling with face contact"

 

Fadran: "the watermelon people stole my darned paddleboard!"

 

Fadran: "She gets paid in children"

 

Vennie: "love is like putting green beans in the microwave, and a then a stick of butter in the green beans" 

 

Me: "Please don't sacrifice your children to Ms. Frizzle."

 

Fadran: "Wait by infant do you mean the human kind?"

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