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Impossible Ships!

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1 minute ago, Enter a username said:

Imagine the chaos that would occur if Wayne, The Lopen, and Lift met...

1: I love this.

2: Is this a ship?

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2 hours ago, Condensation said:

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH I thought this would be impossible but it's not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RoW spoilers, do not read if you haven't finished RoW!!!

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Don't read this! I promise you'll regret it!

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Hoid and Jasnah! Oh my gosh, it was so good and I loved it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

12 minutes ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:
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The tenth book flashbacks are from Jasnah's perspective so lets hope she doesn't die. Or Hoid just breaks up with her.

 

Hoid and Kaladin is the best ship of all

 

 

I admittedly wasn't a fan of it, but I'm trying to parse out where it's me not liking it begins versus where my wounded pride ends...or if it's all my wounded pride. Regardless, it happened, and I'm trying to move on!

THAT BEING SAID, 

MASSIVE ROW SPOILERS

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They'll be fine. I've had a prediction that at least one of the Kholins will make it off-world (the full prediction is that one will die, one will rule the Alethi people, and one will become a world-hopper). This more or less seals Jasnah into that role for me.

 

Just now, More Cynical Than Funny said:

2: Is this a ship?

Friendship is still a ship, at least for the purpose of this thread. 

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3 minutes ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

1: I love this.

2: Is this a ship?

1. I wonder how long it'll take Wayne to trade for Wyndle...

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1 minute ago, Use the Falchion said:

Friendship is still a ship, at least for the purpose of this thread. 

 

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14 minutes ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:
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The tenth book flashbacks are from Jasnah's perspective so lets hope she doesn't die. Or Hoid just breaks up with her.

 

Hoid and Kaladin is the best ship of all

 

1 minute ago, Use the Falchion said:

I admittedly wasn't a fan of it, but I'm trying to parse out where it's me not liking it begins versus where my wounded pride ends...or if it's all my wounded pride. Regardless, it happened, and I'm trying to move on!

THAT BEING SAID, 

MASSIVE ROW SPOILERS

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They'll be fine. I've had a prediction that at least one of the Kholins will make it off-world (the full prediction is that one will die, one will rule the Alethi people, and one will become a world-hopper). This more or less seals Jasnah into that role for me.

Friendship is still a ship, at least for the purpose of this thread. 

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I agree with that, Use the Falchion.

I ship it! :)

 

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Also

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"It doesn't bother you at all? the idea of being beholden to another, particularly a man?"


-Jasnah in tWoK (I don't remember which page)

Guys does this mean Jasnah is gay? This could mean that she is just not a lesbian she could be any of the other parts of the acronym (LGBTQ+) 

 

WoR Spoilers!

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But Hoid and Jasnah over time I am liking this ship more and more. But that scene in which Hoid kisses her UNGLOVED SAFEHAND I think makes it officalish

 

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1 hour ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

 

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Guys does this mean Jasnah is gay? This could mean that she is just not a lesbian she could be any of the other parts of the acronym (LGBTQ+) 

 

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But Hoid and Jasnah over time I am liking this ship more and more. But that scene in which Hoid kisses her UNGLOVED SAFEHAND I think makes it officalish

 

You may want to change the acronym, since you're using the Book 2 one instead of the Book 4 one...

I never really read it that way, although that is a popular take on it. My interpretation (and I think Sanderson's too, considering his post about it when he was doing the annotations) is that Jasnah simply doesn't like to be beholden to tradition. She doesn't want to be expected to put down her work, her life, and her pleasures for what her husband would do, as is  expected in Alethi society. 

Now in terms of LGBTQ+ stuff:

[ROW SPOILERS]

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I'm not entirely confident on the matter, but I'm pretty sure that asexuality - which Jasnah has been confirmed as being - is covered under the "+." But you may want to ask someone who is a part of the Ace community for more details there. 

 

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So, based on everything here for the last page and a half, I assume big ship stuff happens in RoW?

 

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15 minutes ago, Eluvianii said:

So, based on everything here for the last page and a half, I assume big ship stuff happens in RoW?

 

Yup. One might say...ship's going down!

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19 minutes ago, Eluvianii said:

So, based on everything here for the last page and a half, I assume big ship stuff happens in RoW?

 

Very big ship stuff. Like, big.

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16 hours ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

 

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Guys does this mean Jasnah is gay? This could mean that she is just not a lesbian she could be any of the other parts of the acronym (LGBTQ+) 

 

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But Hoid and Jasnah over time I am liking this ship more and more. But that scene in which Hoid kisses her UNGLOVED SAFEHAND I think makes it officalish

 

she's heteroromantic asexual

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28 minutes ago, revelryintheart said:

she's heteroromantic asexual

ROW!

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Except to Hoid.

 

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14 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

How about Odium and Dalinar?

Yes! Are we going with RoW Odium or OB?

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2 hours ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

Yes! Are we going with RoW Odium or OB?

Definitely RoW. I like him better when he has less power.

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2 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

Definitely RoW. I like him better when he has less power.

Wait, you have read RoW, right? Well, end of RoW Odium would be pretty awesome. (RoW Spoilers)

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH TARAVANGIAN!!!!!!!!

 

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Just now, Bearer of all agonies said:

Definitely RoW. I like him better when he has less power.

RoW

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I don't think that that would be a good I think that Dalinar/Rayse would work better than Dalinar/Taravangian

 

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I have read it. Connie, you should know that because I posted like ten status updates saying I finished it the day it came out. I thought it would be hilarious. 

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On 11/24/2020 at 11:55 AM, Ookla the Tortured said:

I have read it. Connie, you should know that because I posted like ten status updates saying I finished it the day it came out. I thought it would be hilarious. 

Oh, yeah. Forgot about that. Yes, it's good. :)

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31 minutes ago, More Cynical Than Funny said:

Guys what's up with the Ookla the ___ ?

It's a tradition where from Peter Alstrohms birthday to Brandon's birthday people change the usernames to Ookla the _____, because Peter's first username was Ookla the Mok.

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31 minutes ago, Ookla the Tortured said:

It's a tradition where from Peter Alstrohms birthday to Brandon's birthday people change the usernames to Ookla the _____, because Peter's first username was Ookla the Mok.

Ahh thanks.

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After today's episode of The Mandalorian, I'm almost shipping 

 

[WARNING MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 13]

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Mando and Ahsoka. Rosario Dawson has chemistry with just about everyone in every role I've seen of her, and I feel like Mando and Ahsoka would make a nice little family unit for Baby Yoda. (And yes, I refuse to call him by his real name.) 

Mando and Ahsoka have a noticeable age difference, as she's in her early 40s while he's in his thirties as far as I'm aware, but it's still respectable. 

But Ahsoka would never agree to Mando's way of doing things, and Mando wouldn't be a giant fan of a Jedi around, given his sub-culture. 

 

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The second time in one day! I think Kaladin and a Paragon FemShep would get along swimmingly.

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Vin and Jasnah.

Elend and Raoden.

Szeth and Kelsier :ph34r:

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