Super normal superpowers

[Chasmgoat]

I was thinking and realized that if stated in the right way anyone can seem like they have superpowers.
 for example:

1. I can travel through time. (I do! 1 second per second)

2. I can travel through dimensions (cause I am 3d and can move)

3. I can bend light. (I have mass and therefore generate gravity, light is affected by gravity.)

4. I see things that happened millions of years ago (starlight can take millions of years to get to your location)

And there are many others. If you can think of any, please post them here. They have to actually be technically true.

Edit: How? I did not even post the topic and someone was viewing!

edit: You can also do weaknesses or disabilities such as only being able to see the past.

Edited October 9, 2020 by Chasmgoat

[Experience]

That just means that someone else was also making a topic. I think.

Ummm. I have superspeed. (cause the earth spins about 1,000 miles per hour).

[Chasmgoat]

And is orbiting the the sun at high speeds which is also moving in a galaxy that is moving.

[Bearer of all agonies]

Um. I have the ability to go into stasis. I have the ability to eat something and turn it into something different. 

[Experience]

I have the power to fly. (Totally not using airplanes.)

[Eran of Arcadia]

I can use electricity to transmit my thoughts to people hundreds of miles away.

[Chasmgoat]

Hey, You can also do weaknesses. I will edit the original post to include that.

weakness such as

I cannot see the present (cause by the time the signals from your eyes get to your brain time has passed and you are seeing the past)

[+JesterLavorre]

I have the ability to drain the energy of any plant or animal... by eating them.

I have the ability to create infinite worlds... with my imagination.

I can annihilate any antimatter just by touching it.

I can never actually touch anything because of my atoms’ electromagnetic field.

[+Doomstick]

2 hours ago, JesterLavorre said:

I can annihilate any antimatter just by touching it.

I can never actually touch anything because of my atoms’ electromagnetic field

but if you can't touch it...

[+JesterLavorre]

16 hours ago, Doomstick said:

but if you can't touch it...

Touch is such a subjective word... 

Superpower: I give off radiation.

edit: fixed typo

Edited October 9, 2020 by JesterLavorre

[Snorkel]

I can see colours that don't even exist! :-O

Spoiler

Non-spectral hues, such as colours between violet and red on the colour wheel. They don't correspond to any wavelength on the electromagnetic spectrum, as colours of the rainbow do.  They're our brain's interpretations of receiving multiple wavelengths. We perceive them as a single colour.

In contrast to this, when we hear two musical notes at once our brain doesn't pretend we're hearing one pitch part way between the two, we hear both notes!

 

PS, I wish people would stop saying purple doesn't exist.  Half of purple totally exists.

 

[+JesterLavorre]

I can reflect lasers (and all other visible light).

I am bullet resistant (as in, bullets suffer resistance when they pass through my body).

I can electrocute people... with static electricity.

[Bearer of all agonies]

I. . . Can think very fast? I don’t know, how about, I can breathe underwater. 

[Chasmgoat]

I generate a magnetic field.

I can transfer ideas to someone else hundreds of miles away (like right now)

Electricity courses through my body.

I can affect the gravity of the planet. (very, very, very, very slightly)

I can regenerate

I can duplicate parts of myself. (mitosis)

[Snorkel]

I can jump higher than a skyscraper!

My jump height - ~30cm

Skyscraper's jump height - ~0cm

[Eluvianii]

I can move objects without touching them (when they're really light and filled with static) 

I can produce dangerous chemicals (not going into detail) 

I can extend a second to last several minutes (because time is perceived slower while dreaming) 

I generate heat constantly (just enough to keep me alive) 

I can stop entire invasions without even thinking (when the invasion is into my body and the invasor is a common cold) 

Edited October 12, 2020 by Eluvianii

[Chasmgoat]

6 hours ago, Eluvianii said:

I can move objects without touching them (when they're really light and filled with static) 

I can produce dangerous chemicals (not going into detail) 

I can extend a second to last several minutes (because time is perceived slower while dreaming) 

I generate heat constantly (just enough to keep me alive) 

I can stop entire invasions without even thinking (when the invasion is into my body and the invasor is a common cold) 

You could even say an alien invasion since it is alien to your body.

[Frustration]

Weakness: I must consume one of the most volatile substances in the world to survive

Power: I bind the fundamental forces of reality to create a physical form. 

[Chasmgoat]

I can move everything in line of sight from me without touching it. (cause the light reflects off of me and gently pushes things, very very slightly)

[Truthless of Shinovar]

I can break many substances down to the most basic form and create massive amounts of energy with it over time.

[Honorless]

I can lift my arm without touching it

[danex]

Weakness: If someone punches me in the chest with the right timing, I just die. 
 

Spoiler

I heard somewhere that every single time your heart beats, there’s a very very small millisecond window of time where a small amount of force (about that of an average punch) can just straight up kill you. 

I haven’t fact-checked this, but I heard it on the internet, so it’s almost certainly true.

 

[+JesterLavorre]

2 minutes ago, Danex said:

I haven’t fact-checked this, but I heard it on the internet, so it’s almost certainly true.

I have the power to spread false information and lies to thousands of minds with the press of a button. 

[Bearer of all agonies]

Hehe. All of y’all are geniuses. 

[Truthless of Shinovar]

I have the power to bestow life on any flora that I encounter.