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A Confession


I Am A Fish

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Just now, FriarFritz said:

Ooh, a scandal. Ahem.

*reporter voice*

FritzFriar here, from the 17th Shard Inquirer.

@Vapor, what do you have to say for yourself?

@Doomstick, what first raised your suspicions?

@I Used To Be A Fish, how did you get mixed up in this?

so, you see, I saw this post by @Vapor:

 

59 minutes ago, Vapor said:

Go get the freezer I just melted

which raised my suspicions because vapor is not a solid, therefore it cannot melt. It was at this point that I realized that @Vapor was not vapor at all, but ice, the only form of water that melts and requires a freezer to refreeze (gelatin is another form, along with protein-rich stocks, but they solidify in the refrigerator, therefore not requiring a freezer)

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Edited by turtle
this is insane.
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