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Here, you can share your favorite David metaphors, as well as any bad metaphors you can think of yourself!

For instance, "I'm worse at metaphors than an Epic-killing teenage boy." 

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No, like...I really am. That's...not even a metaphor.

 

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That last thread was more dead than two walruses enjoying tea laced with arsenic.

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You're like a potato in a minefield. 

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Just now, Experience said:

You're like a potato in a minefield. 

I really like that one, too! As evidenced by the rank under my name. :P

The sunrise one is also super adorable. "My Megan is a sunrise, always changing, but beautiful the entire time." :wub::wub::wub:

 

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I'm as happy to see this thread as a puppy on Dr. Pepper playing golf!

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It's hard to think of bad metaphors. It's about equal to balancing multiple peanuts on your nose, while singing the star-spangled banner.

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Like a lazer through a pile of sheep.

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