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Here, you can share your favorite David metaphors, as well as any bad metaphors you can think of yourself!

For instance, "I'm worse at metaphors than an Epic-killing teenage boy." 

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No, like...I really am. That's...not even a metaphor.

 

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Just now, Experience said:

You're like a potato in a minefield. 

I really like that one, too! As evidenced by the rank under my name. :P

The sunrise one is also super adorable. "My Megan is a sunrise, always changing, but beautiful the entire time." :wub::wub::wub:

 

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reading this thread is like a paperclip in jar of rocks. Cuz, see, you have a jar of rocks, and you bought the jar of rocks, but rocks arn't actually useful. So when you go looking for rocks and you find a paperclip, you're all exited you get a paperclip!

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One that I came up with: "Like green in a sunset"

For something that should logically exist but that people typically don't notice. Sunsets go from red/orange at the horizon to blue at the top of the sky, so there should logically be some greenish color in there at some point, but most people don't thing of sunsets as having green in them.

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