DramaQueen Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 Here, you can share your favorite David metaphors, as well as any bad metaphors you can think of yourself! For instance, "I'm worse at metaphors than an Epic-killing teenage boy." Spoiler No, like...I really am. That's...not even a metaphor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 That last thread was more dead than two walruses enjoying tea laced with arsenic. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted September 14, 2020 Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 You're like a potato in a minefield. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted September 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2020 Just now, Experience said: You're like a potato in a minefield. I really like that one, too! As evidenced by the rank under my name. The sunrise one is also super adorable. "My Megan is a sunrise, always changing, but beautiful the entire time." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 I'm as happy to see this thread as a puppy on Dr. Pepper playing golf! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 It's hard to think of bad metaphors. It's about equal to balancing multiple peanuts on your nose, while singing the star-spangled banner. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrubSeph Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 Like a lazer through a pile of sheep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoid the Former Drifter Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 (edited) this is as fun as working out on steroids (i don't do that; that's stupid as a flip phone) (which i have) Edited October 1, 2020 by Hoid the Drifter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoid the Former Drifter Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 On 9/14/2020 at 4:49 PM, DramaQueen said: The sunrise one is also super adorable. "My Megan is a sunrise, always changing, but beautiful the entire time." his only good one. All the rest were as bad as an orchestra playing the chainsaws 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted October 1, 2020 Report Share Posted October 1, 2020 reading this thread is like a paperclip in jar of rocks. Cuz, see, you have a jar of rocks, and you bought the jar of rocks, but rocks arn't actually useful. So when you go looking for rocks and you find a paperclip, you're all exited you get a paperclip! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoid the Former Drifter Posted October 8, 2020 Report Share Posted October 8, 2020 (edited) dead as a teenager after pulling 2 back to back all nighters. See, because the teenager will sleep so deep it'll look like the teenager is dead Edited October 8, 2020 by Hoid the Drifter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramona Tehradin Posted November 14, 2020 Report Share Posted November 14, 2020 The plan sucks. It's like you're making green ducks wear heels to do ballet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladylunalight Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 My personal favorite: "The robots... acted like a bunch of youthful dreams and got thoroughly crushed." One of the few that actually make sense lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGershone Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 My personal favorite is the metaphor about a piece of bread at a rock party. "Piece of bread. At a rock party. You know, because nobody wants bread at a rock party. They're there to see the cool rocks." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sentinel Posted January 14, 2021 Report Share Posted January 14, 2021 "unload bullets faster than a pair of drunk hicks visiting a varmint factory" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKittyOfAtlantis Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 (edited) Edited February 8, 2021 by TheKittyOfAtlantis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyingbooks Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 One that I came up with: "Like green in a sunset" For something that should logically exist but that people typically don't notice. Sunsets go from red/orange at the horizon to blue at the top of the sky, so there should logically be some greenish color in there at some point, but most people don't thing of sunsets as having green in them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 “Your like febresze in a pig pen” Not suppose to be there but gratefully appreciated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted February 2, 2022 Report Share Posted February 2, 2022 I shall summon Agent Obfusco 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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